Jail? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you think he’s ever going to do a minute in jail? He’ll appeal and will die long before that is resolved. And don’t forget when he dies during the appeal, the conviction gets wiped out. See, e.g., Aaron Hernandez.

I’m no expert but pretty sure baby-makin>baby on the excitement scale every damn time

Can she at least go full Michael Jackson/Blanket in a couple weeks?

Same reason Harry gets to marry the fun hottie with a backstory while Wills has to marry the ice queen

Full Costanza. All in.

Sets a calendar reminder for December 31, 2042, to go back and read the juicy bits

Nice humblebrag. Condo association problems? We should all be so lucky

The system you describe is completely insane. How much more expensive would housing be if the landlord had to charge a deposit sufficient to cover the risks of losing an extra $5,000+ to cover deadbeats who are living rent-free while an eviction drags on that long. And the eviction record they are talking about is…

It’s a fundraiser for the troop like so these girls can go to camp this summer. And live some semblance of a normal life for a minute. How dare you shit on their happiness! How fucking miserable and empty are you inside. Fill that emptiness with a Samoa or something

Maybe he would have been more inciteful/not such a jackass if he’d stayed at Fordham. He only did 2 years at Wharton. Maybe walking Rose Hill would have prevented the bone spurs too

How many people in that photo has trump beat off to? The fact that the answer is >1 is all we need to know. Sick, treasonous pervert

No, since the client owns the privilege and as long as the attorney was not disbarred at the time of the communication (and therefore there is no attorney present for the privilege). This is much more likely the result of evidence that Cohen was participating in the conspiracy or otherwise part of the crime.

I do appreciate you recognizing my authority as an officer in the Kinja Army though. Thank you for your fealty

Sorry us Yankees and American Patriots don’t recognize your fealty to the king of England. Charles the I had no authority to divide you into two colonies in 1729, and we don’t have to recognize that land division now. Sorry, you’re going down with your confederate bretheren whether you like it or not.

You guys can’t even keep transsexuals out of the bathrooms you don’t want them to use. You think you can run a country?

Um Paris island would be nothing when we take our marines back. And all our banks would leave your state immediately since they’d be worthless once the embargo was put in place. And how are you going to keep those factories humming when you have no access to raw materials or markets. In case you don’t know what I’m…

Ronnie the Limo Driver is now the head of the VA?????

Most young pop stars are kids, and are stolen from. This is a Court-supervised program paying a rate established by the state legislature based on actual services performed, with regular supervision by a judge. It could not be further from Joe Jackson and his ilk. Brittny thrived because she was protected from the…

Only for those workers into scat play. The rest might be turned off by that last bit.

So we’re just gonna give her a pass that she is allegedly between 36-42 (double the age of a college kid)? Skeletor is easily triple their age. #fakeagenews!