lieutenantdanicecream
LieutenantDanIceCream
lieutenantdanicecream

Yes! I think there’s a dynamic here where the cool kids want to show how much more sophisticated they are than the unruly masses who got into Serial by just blanket poo-poo’ing the entire show. And one of the ways to do that is to adopt the “clearly he did it, Keonig is a shitty jouranlist” critique. Well, ok then.

It legit scares me in these true crime type posts, how many otherwise open-minded people come out of the woodwork proclaiming absolute unshakable certainty in something they can’t possibly have certain knowledge of.

Can you imagine how nuts the GOP would go if a Democrat suggested putting a non American on currency? But yet they did it.

I have worked both the BET and MTV award shows creating GIFs of the show for their social media.

These things are all “rigged” and “scripted”.

I was specifically told/given a list of moments to GIF. Moments that *would* be natural or unscripted were completely scripted.

I don’t have first hand knowledge of this year’s

I promise you those guys have never actually been within 5 feet of a vagina

Can we all just believe the thousands of women who piss every day and squirt and have working eyes and noses and tongues and say that there is nothing remotely piss-like about the fluid that comes out when someone squirts.

Case in point: if I eat asparagus for supper and later my boyfriend makes me squirt like a

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

I know right? I started to say “OH YEAH AND SHE WAS THE BEST GODDAMN GOVERNOR TEXAS HAS HAD IN FRIGGING YEARS!!!’ But I didn’t want to yell.

After years of being thwarted by Congress from transferring detainees cleared of terrorism suspicions from the remote prison at the U.S. naval base in southern Cuba, the administration has in less than three months resettled 27 of the long-held foreign men in countries as far-flung as Estonia, Oman and Uruguay.

It could be witches! Some Evil Witches!

Thank you for what you do!

So did I for 2 summers. Baptist Bible camp. The older guys and gals all snuck out and hooked up for carnal activities. :-) I didn’t partake because I was a budding gay.

At the camp that I worked at, we had an outbreak of the norwalk virus. Out of about 200 kids and staff, about 75 were puking at any given time over about a 4-day period. SO MUCH FUN!

The Worst Thing You’ve Ever Seen on an Airplane...

Wait, wait, wait. You did SUPER SUMMER?!?!?! SO DID I!!!! I remember stressing so much about being well stocked with color-correct clothing. I bugged my mom SO. MUCH. about it.

this is trolling but honestly it sounds great to me.

At 45 who has never been able to carry a pregnancy to term, so I don’t need an abortion either. But I’ll fight for it because I am a woman and I don’t vote for people who think I’m a second class citizen.