Dude’s Twitter bio says “I bang chicks for a living.” Who believed he was a feminist??

He might’ve been, you don’t know that. And historically planned parenthood and similar clinics are attacked by Christians so it’s not an unsafe bet.

My best friend is a local news director. He is constantly in awe of the things viewers have the time and will to complain about.

If only he’d said that God told him to protest the run, he’d have been totally protected! At least that’s what Westboro Baptist Church and their legion of copycats have taught me about free speech.

I was JUST about to post this. I want to eat it.

Can we bring back Photoshop of Horrors for this picture of Oprah? Because her head is about to roll right off.

On the bright side, Salt Lake City, UT just elected their first gay mayor.

I wish you had posted this yesterday. A few of my friends didn’t vote because they just didn’t realize it was election day. The non-presidential elections just don’t get the media coverage they deserve so people literally forget to go vote. I almost forgot and I am a rabid dog when it comes to voting.

I just sat at my voting booth with my phone out researching everyone one/thing until I felt satisfied and then voted. There’s no rush at the booth, thankfully. Alternatively, you can get a mail-in ballot and sit at home and research while you vote then mail that sucker in.

I feel a certain kinship with you

I was raised Southern Baptist. We didn’t tell ghost stories around the campfire growing up. We told possession stories. And we believed in them because demons are biblical. I remember having lively debates with my friends about the biblical case for demons and how not believing in them means you don’t believe…

“Bay Area shoegaze band Whirr”

Quick, Congress! Do nothing!

Me too! I didn’t know what the heck I was but my mom said “you’re a punk rocker!” and I remember that I forgot what it was called when asked to tell the judges at my school’s costume contest.

I live in southern Florida and have no seasons except wet and not wet :(

I can attest that grass flavored Jelly Beans, if eaten enough in a short period of time, will definitely make your poop green.

I have a side shave and I’ve gone to a barbershop to get it cleaned up, get designs shaved into it, etc. They’re cheaper and faster and they don’t talk to me as much which is good because I don’t like when hair dressers talk to me.

Thank you! This whole exchange felt like something straight of the the WWE.

Scientists haven’t studied it. One study of 7 people isn’t proof of anything. If it were pee, it would smell, feel, and look different.

I don’t think it comes out of my urethra. It feels like a sudden rush of vaginal lubrication. I’ve never EXAMINED in but it is not pee. You don’t know my body better than I do.