No one is suggesting that you can't have an opinion on rape. But your opinion is clearly shaped around the fact that, as a man, you are significantly less likely to ever have to face the reality of deciding which you would rather have happen to you: rape or death. As women are ridiculously likely to be raped at some…

He needs to call me. I will recognize!

Hey, I came in second!

I've played it, and found myself getting irritated at the lack of consistent judging criteria for which card wins each round. When I played, the "card czar" got to just choose whichever answer they thought was funniest and they always just went with whichever one sounded more ridiculous, when there were others that…

Bloody Mary's are totally named after me. True story.

That's nothing. Once, I was traveling with my husband on Christmas and I was pregnant (it wasn't his. Ouch, right?) and we couldn't find a damn hotel room to save our lives! We ended up bedding down in a barn with a bunch of shitty animals. And, OF COURSE, I went into labor. Because, why not? Who needs an…

*sigh* white male privilege is a helluva drug

I sincerely hope you're doing as well as possible, considering your extreme circumstances. My mother was raped, repeatedly, from the time she was 7 until she was able to get married at 15 and escape her home. She told me about it when I was very young, to help explain why she "was the way she was" but the shock of…

I am so sorry all that happened to you. It's so incredibly fucked up that all those things can happen to one person :(

Of course. The definition works because forced sexual penetration is still happening in that a woman is forcing a man to penetrate her.

It was so dry, I could see how someone might not catch it. And I think a lot of people really want the rivalry between Sherlock and Elementary to be a real thing.

Don't worry! Martin Freeman was being sarcastic. The joke is: it's funny to call her "the ugly Watson" because clearly she is the prettiest Watson ever. Martin is still fabulous in every way.

Their song One Foot is infinitely better than anything else they've ever done.

Is it strange that songs from the same genre have similarities? No. No it is not strange.

Completely Googleable.

I made a Zombie Tardis costume this year! Super easy, just found a Tardis blue dress, and used iron-on image transfer paper to create the signs for the police box. Then I put a bicycle light in my hair and zombie makeup on my face. Not pictured - hand-glittered sparkly blue platform shoes.

It's the title of the diatribe on the American Vision website. "Legitimate Political Gang Rape"

I'm glad somebody pointed this out. Her idea of what qualifies someone as a feminist completely shits on so many wonderful feminists who are already struggling to be heard within the movement.

It's not out of the ballpark to suspect that someone with the gall to give their two-year-old a cup of beer in public is probably someone who gives it to them regularly at home.