Boyfriend and I have used the withdrawal method for 4 years, still going strong without a single pregnancy scare! Definitely don't recommend it for anyone else, though, since I am in no way a birth control professional. It just works for us.

A fella asked me for spare change once, so I gave him $5. He started in with the "God Bless you's" and I said "Oh, well, I'm an atheist but no worries!" It does feel good to work that bit in.

I agree. I come from a very religiously oppressive area and, I'm telling you, it was a goddamn act of revolution to exist as an atheist openly. But for the people who had honestly never met an atheist before, they told me they were surprised when I revealed my atheism because I was "so nice!." I made an effort to…

One year, I got a Christmas card from a lady I worked with. Inside was a folded up article from some Christan website called "There is No Morality in Atheism." Merry Christmas to you, too, jackass!

Oh, I know someone who did that. But he's in a semi-famous band so it didn't come as a surprise.

My hypothetical child will be named The Hulk. This is why someone needs to pay for my mid-twenties hysterectomy.

I know so so so many kids who basically did that. As soon as they were out of high school, they jumped right into marriage so they could have Jesus approved sex. It never ended well.

Maybe once we all start evolving X-Men style.

Thank you, and everyone!

I hear it's more common in kids, which is so scary. I 'm so glad he fought through! Must be a tough little guy.

Oh wow, dairy? I had no idea that could even happen. Geez, wtf bodies?

Thank you.

Oh wow, I'm so glad your mom made it through. My mom probably would have made it, but she was misdiagnosed and went two weeks without getting the treatment she actually needed. I'm certainly much more aware now of how important it is to get to a hospital ASAP if I experience any allergic reactions.

Thank you. She was a dynamic woman, and she is missed.

Threatening to sue =/= suing.

Allergic reactions are so scary. My mother recently passed away after an allergic reaction to one of her medications (still no idea which one, she was on like 11 plus OTC stuff) caused her to develop something called Steven-Johnsons Syndrome. It was horrifying, it's basically like being burned from the inside out.

Oh, definitely. Sometimes it's "Whoever had an orgasm has to do the dishes!" I'm flexible.

I don't and never have. I'm a big fan of saying "Ok, well whoever had an orgasm has to go get me a glass of tea!" if I don't have one. That way, I win regardless!

I tried to read the comics but was overwhelmed with the misogyny. I've been pirating the episodes in the hopes that they would write out all the "women are weak" bullcrap, but alas.