I'm of the "Nicki Minaj makes everything better" mindset. But this song just didn't do it for me. I guess they can't all be "Whip My Hair."

Psh. That is what I call a realistic enormous package. I want to see a comic book hero drawn with elephantiasis of the dick the way the women are drawn with anti-gravity 32L's.

Which only makes me wonder why the male superheroes are not drawn with enormous packages.

You just need to let Ryan Gosling love you.

I'd say he's probably the character I am least interested in on the show. I wish the show was just about the ladies, honestly.

I shaved my head a few years back, and while it was more a result of my depression than a moment of liberation, it was somewhat freeing. It was also a bit of a scandal amongst the small East Texas town in which I lived at the time.

Michelle Bachmann, ladies and gentlemen!

Wait. Did she just praise one of those girls for waiting until she had been married for two years before having sex with her husband? Or did I hear that wrong?

Well, to be fair, you weren't very clear.

Might I suggest: "Everybody wants to be a wildcat"

I think people are skipping over the part that says that the girl lives in a facility for people with behavioral problems. So the "monitor your kid yourself" line doesn't really apply here. Clearly, the facility should have been monitoring her and they need to break out the ol' site blocker.

Same story here! My parents didn't want me to be born in the crappy hospital in the town we lived, so they were driving over an hour to the good hospital. And I was like "FUCK THIS, I'M OUTTA HERE!" My mom says it saved a lot on the bill.

It should.

These stories always make me so jealous. I was born in a car in 1986, and it didn't make the news. I WANT MY 15 MINUTES!

Yeah, I've heard waaaay too many people in my home state say stuff like "I bet he/she was black!" whenever someone does something bad. I sincerely doubt these cops are innocent.

I'm reflecting right back!

I have the opposite problem. After 4 years of dating/co-habitation, my boyfriend farted in front of me for the first time a week ago. And he was ashamed! It was pretty adorable. I laughed at him until his shame turned to indignation.

I do think this method of well-intentioned hazing is minor in the grand scheme of sports-related sexism, and I think the purpose of it is more to say that children are weak rather than women are weak and that rookies are like children.

I get what you're saying here, but it's coming off as a "feminine = bad, masculine or gender-neutral = good" dichotomy. There's nothing inherently wrong with pink jerseys and bedazzled baseball hats, it's just a matter of taste. And there are plenty of female-sized sports clothes that aren't dipped in pink.

Yeah, I was thinking more pre-Bieber fever, but okay.