Well, to be fair, you weren't very clear.

Might I suggest: "Everybody wants to be a wildcat"

I think people are skipping over the part that says that the girl lives in a facility for people with behavioral problems. So the "monitor your kid yourself" line doesn't really apply here. Clearly, the facility should have been monitoring her and they need to break out the ol' site blocker.

Same story here! My parents didn't want me to be born in the crappy hospital in the town we lived, so they were driving over an hour to the good hospital. And I was like "FUCK THIS, I'M OUTTA HERE!" My mom says it saved a lot on the bill.

It should.

These stories always make me so jealous. I was born in a car in 1986, and it didn't make the news. I WANT MY 15 MINUTES!

Yeah, I've heard waaaay too many people in my home state say stuff like "I bet he/she was black!" whenever someone does something bad. I sincerely doubt these cops are innocent.

I'm reflecting right back!

I have the opposite problem. After 4 years of dating/co-habitation, my boyfriend farted in front of me for the first time a week ago. And he was ashamed! It was pretty adorable. I laughed at him until his shame turned to indignation.

I do think this method of well-intentioned hazing is minor in the grand scheme of sports-related sexism, and I think the purpose of it is more to say that children are weak rather than women are weak and that rookies are like children.

I get what you're saying here, but it's coming off as a "feminine = bad, masculine or gender-neutral = good" dichotomy. There's nothing inherently wrong with pink jerseys and bedazzled baseball hats, it's just a matter of taste. And there are plenty of female-sized sports clothes that aren't dipped in pink.

Yeah, I was thinking more pre-Bieber fever, but okay.

And, hearted. Seriously, where have all the feminists gone? I'm starting to think I'm too radical for this crowd.

Well, maybe you shouldn't? Since it implies that girls are weak at performing like one is an undesirable outcome of not being good enough?

That's the thing, it actually takes more work to compile a bunch of bad photos to make one Frankentstein's monster of a photo than to just be a good photographer and take one good image! You can still photoshop it, but it won't look like something your computer crapped out after a night of binge drinking.

And the second one! That couch is not really there, ya'll. This is, wow. Annie Leibovitz, turn in your photographer card immediately. You're dismissed.

I'd bet money that those three photos are all composites of several "outtakes" from the shoot. There's no way those photos was made from just one image.

I'm fine with women choosing to wear bunny costumes and Hooters uniforms to feel sexy and get paid.

*blushes* *bows modestly* *ego inflates dramatically*

Ha! I'd make him cast my feet in a movie.