lieutenantdan
SteelyDan
lieutenantdan

Yes, this! I haaaate this thing, even more than the fatass MINI Countryman. Americans are meant to view Fiat as the Italian MINI. Hello, they make cars besides the 500. I'd rather see Pandas, and give us Alfa Giuliettas while you're at it

Fuck. That

Bleh, all those cars can stay in hell, and I hope the Scion tC joins them soon.

Something dull and uninteresting for sure. I know, waste of a comment, don't I have better things to do than open a link simply to mention how lame crossovers are? No I don't.

This is scary as hell, I knew VA was bad but not this bad. I probably exceed 80mph several times when I pass through to North Carolina. I once went 110 on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, a 55 zone, where a year later my mother got tagged going 67, if I remember correctly. Oops.

I can't be the only one who expected to see the car on two wheels drifting, right? I mean, sure that would probably be impossible, but crazier things have happened.

Looks really fun to me. If you get lazy, just go straight from 2nd to 7th.

I have no problem with this. It's a bit ignorant to decorate one's car or home with a rebel flag, they may or may not be biggots, but they have every right. Hell, stick a Nazi swastika on your bumper for all I care, it's not my car that's asking to be vandalized (which I would not support).

Read a book

Damn, you could have picked much better examples of old cars with good visibility. The Mustang fastbacks and the Camaro? Why not throw in a Countach? I've never sat in any of these, but I would bet they have not so friendly blind spots. Alfa Romeo Berlina, old BMWs, just about any sedans from the 80s and 90s are much

I love it

This is one of the most disturbing things I've read for a while. Couldn't they do a sonogram? If it can be used to determine the sex of a fetus, I think it could find a baggie of dope up someone's ass. The laws regarding drug possession are already far too overbearing for a supposedly free country. I don't care if he

Exactly. They're turning into the Yahoo homepage. Vague headlines that you have to click on to find out what the big deal is, then it turns out to be something inconsequential. What the hell would N'Wide imply with regards to the N word, I don't get it

Better question, who the hell cares? Insert puppy/Squidward/Batman/drunk-baby "zero fucks given" meme here.

My mistake. I always hear Brits say poo, but this time I thought it sounded like poop, which for some reason made me laugh even harder.

"So when you put your foot on the brake pedal and you're going 180 and nothing happens...poop?"

I just saw a Buick Reatta today, I was thinking "What the hell is that? It looks pretty cool. Does that say Buick?" Now I know. Too bad about front wheel drive.

Who needs 'em?

I had a chuckle, thank you. Earl Grey is a type not a brand. Lipton makes an Earl Grey. So both?

Nope, no ESP on these. The new one is the first to have stability and traction control. And it will definitely put a cocky celeb into a pole in the blink of an eye.