The '81 model year gave the Alfa GTV a refresh and introduced the GTV6, imo the coolest car powered by that glorious-sounding V6. I want one. With headers and cutouts.

E24 M6 is the tits.

Usually this punctuation mark, ?, known as a "question mark" indicates a question, not a statement, so you're dead wrong.

Aston Martin, easy choice. Maybe I'm shallow, but looks and exclusivity mean something to me. It's sexy, and even the cabin is decent for a 90's sports coupe. I think I've only ever seen one DB7 in person. The 928 is very cool, though I'm more of a 944 person. It's just a bit pedestrian.

Finally found this image I came across a while ago. I want an early 911 in this color.

No worry about those bags degrading over time.

What an udder shame. What was her beef? Musta been too chicken to take responsibility. Someone stop me. Better than another joke about being her homophobic

I'm gonna start calling a vehicle with truck nuts a taint, it connects the nuts and the asshole.

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Truck Nuts were funny the first couple times I saw them, but they're seriously fucking stupid. Why not a Truck Dick? On that subject, how about dildo shifters? I'm sure everyone at the car meet in the Waffle House parking lot thinks you're the swagginest kid in town.

My sister puts an X in red tape on one of the parents when she sees one parked.

Dang, I guess the regular SRTs are more expensive than I thought. Regardless, there very well might be a used '11+ Charger SRT8 in my future, after they depreciate to what '06's are worth now. Supposing I produce offspring and feel the need for 4 doors.

Ah, the countless hours spent clutching a controller when I should have been playing outside.

I'm going CP, it's butchered.

I like it. Wouldn't own it, but it's very cool, with its "fuck-you" styling and a lot of character for a new car, especially a Nissan.

'Cause, I'm fuckin' everywhere, man!

Forgot this lovely relevant pic.

Ding ding, ding! If this doesn't make AOTD, Jalopnik should owe you a case of beer for consolation. Hell, even if it does. Realistically, they should do Answer of the Week and Conversation of the Week, and send them a nice 6 pack.

It certainly can be an ignorant douche move, but c'mon, it's probably justified more often than not. An airbag is totally unnecessary with multi-point harnesses and the dangers of an airbag are for naught if you're not in danger of hitting the steering wheel.

What a douche, not buying a $50,000 F350 to haul his car to the track. A car like a GT3 belongs on a trailer, not driving on the road like some lowly commuter car. I'm bored being sarcastic now. You did not think this one through.