I work at a Nissan dealer and I can barely tell the two apart parked next to each other. Until I squeeze inside the Maxima. By far the most cramped Nissan interior except possibly the 370z or GTR which I haven’t driven

Thank you for not perpetuating the conventional “MSG will kill you” BS that’s surrounded it for decades 

Media loves a juicy clickbaity singular study. “Study finds” means “more studies needed.”

This makes me feel smugly satisfied. I noticed the ad was removed from YouTube and I was like “can it be?” Then straight to Jalopnik to see you already covered the good news. Sometimes us complainers do win

Say it with me! “PRND, not for me! Park, reverse, neutral, drive; might as well not be alive!”

That is the sexiest car-engined bike I’ve ever seen

The original Diavel wasn’t their first attempt at a cruiser. That would be the Indiana. Not well loved but considered better than the Harley Sportster of the time

Two thumbs up, you beat me to this by literally one minute

Four doors for more whores

All great rides. You sound like me, I’m already shopping for my third bike in my third year of riding. I'd have 50 if I could

Exactly, this puts the Diavel to shame. They’re similar in theory but the Diavel is just...wrong, I despise it. But this is somehow so right. It’s awesome, no explanation needed

I lost sympathy after “new 911” but I feel you, people need to mind their own business, I say fuck ‘em. You were specific about your cars but left us hanging with “sport bike.” I’m gonna take a guess. Squid stigma, track ready, ridden by MSF Instructor...definitely GSX-R

Edit: what they ^ said

I know this is a month late, but perhaps I’ll change your mind into buying a Monster after all. They do in fact have a passenger seat, it’s a hidden beneath a removable cover.

Yes, sadly the air cooled Monster has been killed off for 2015. Thankfully the Scrambler is keeping the old Monster 796 engine alive

I test rode a regular Monster 1200, which has the same style exhaust headers. It really does roast your right leg

The Hayabusa is surprisingly good at touring

I reserve “two wheeled Miata” for the SV650. I think a Subaru is a better analogy for a supermoto

Damn, that is sexy, spot on! They read my mind, I've daydreamed about a road-going supercar that channels air through the entire length of the body in this manner, LMP style. A bit like the Bentley Speed 8 replica Aeromaster LMP kit car. My fantasy car has a twin turbo flat 8 though

Yeah the duct tape statement bugged the hell out of me too. Leave those type of remarks to Jeremy Clarkson.