My wife was seriously upset when Summer died. Doesn't help that our dog is away visiting my parents on their farm… upstate…

I think that's exactly why they did it, and I wouldn't be surprised if they all signed some sort of confidential agreement regarding the IP.

Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Freeze frame, then 80s saxophone solo. Credits. ftfy

@ergoat was definitely not being facetious about that.

Watching that scene with Littlefinger, Robin, and Royce was like watching a master grappler escape a submission move. "I lied to you, did I? Are you sure you didn't betray me? Why don't we ask my Aspergery nephew who likes throwing people out of the castle?" It was an advanced class in "admit nothing, deny everything,…

Hey, DM. Had a fairly productive day at work brainstorming out a data security workshop we're hoping to start marketing in the next couple months. Interviewed our second intern. My mom was in town watching my daughter because she was home sick with a fever and couldn't go to daycare.

Best of luck! I, fortunately, found out I passed the day before I left on my bar trip to Ireland (no, AV Club, that isn't what you think it is).

Easy. Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth.

Hey, Great Job, Internet! A supercut, huh?

Congrats!

Frank Stallone?

Yeah, that part of the story is a little suspect.

Our city council just shot down a multi use arena despite decent public support. I doubt they'll look kindly upon this fucking boondoggle.

My wife just squeezed some blackheads on my back for me, without me asking. That's love, y'all.

My first sexperience with anal was accidental, when my wife and I were still dating. We were using lube and having sex doggy style, I slipped out, and yoink! There we were. I actually didn't even know at first - she had to tell me. She hadn't had a lot of sexperience with it, either, but said, "it wasn't that bad. It…

Ewwwwww.

How old is she? I think I would've found that cool over the age of 8 or so. Also, I'm attempting to groom my daughter to be the future warrior queen of the Puget Sound wastelands, so CBRNE awareness would be a valuable trait to have.

Well, I happen to really love my new job, and it's also my birthday! so it would've been cool to bring my daughter in today. But I also didn't know it happened to be take-your-spawn-to-the-office day, and I spend most of my day researching data security and healthcare regulations, which isn't too interesting to…

Well lookit the fahkin' smaht guy ovah heah!