Oh, oh! I know one! Andy Dalton!

Well the Goddamn Seahawks are above .500 again. Russell Wilson actually played like the contract he squeezed out of management this year. And Thomas Rawls is an unexpected badass, and my wife serendipitously picked him up on her fantasy team - nice work, Mrs. Colonel Balls! For all the other problems the Seahawks are…

What I really don't get is all these people I see saying that what we need is MORE guns on the street. Like the gun saturation levels aren't right yet for all the good guys with guns to stop these shootings. It makes my brain sad.

Along those lines:

I was thinking the same thing. But face to face can be hard. Still, other options out there.

Is there a mud bath involved?

Two things and what not

Went to a law school friend's wedding last month. My wife was at a dueling wedding for her college friend on the other coast. Got seated next to my law school friend's really attractive college friend. We talked for a little bit and the conversation turned to work.

They all float down here!

Happy birthday, man. Sorry to hear you're going through a rough spot.

Me too! I've always felt it was a really underrated cop movie. A lot of the law enforcement details were well-done and surprisingly accurate. Sly did some good actin', too, I thought.

I have to say, that was a pretty great comment.

*Americans be dumb

Bruch violin concerto 1 and Strauss Till [something German] Merry Pranks. And an impromptu duet by the first violinist and cello at the end, but I don't know what they played. The violinist said what it was but he wasn't miked and we were in the nosebleeds. Merry Pranks was a little too light for my mood but the Bruch…

So he was a level 7 Larry David.

Just had a whiskey and I'm finishing my beer. You ain't wrong, brother. You'll do shit like that when you almost start crying at work.

I know. I posted something much more optimistic on FB. Though I did mention my low levels of faith in humanity. A couple of drinks and I'll be rid of pesky feelings.

My wife and I are going to the symphony tonight for her birthday. And I know I'll just be staring at the exits all night. But even if I notice the beginning of an attack, more than likely I'll be dead, they'll kill my wife, and my kid will be an orphan. Fuck these people roughly with Satan's thorny, greased cock for…

You should've seen the comments at Al Jazeera English. Yeesh.

We used to watch the first big battle scene from Braveheart, usually the night before a Friday game our at someone's house the night of if it was a home game. Really got us pumped for special teams, in particular.