All the discomfort of late 2000s fashion merged with the ability to steal 40 oz bottles of Steel Reserve! I think you're on to something.

The futility of trying to protect the innocent in a world gone mad. Also, obviousness.

The jail cell symbolizes obviousness!

TUSK!

I chuckle even thinking about the "information baby" (narrator) from the Shakespeare Clickventure.

Hold on! I have a slide whistle somewhere around here…

That's exactly how I feel about The Walking Dead.

So, you're telling me this guy's into evil science experiments?

Surely you can't be Sirius.

Go on….

Sigh. I actually tried to get through a polygraph on that philosophy a couple of months ago. It didn't work.

I don't know what that is, but I'm sure it's perfectly wholesome

Look, man. I wrote that comment after a long week when I hadn't had much quality time with my kid, I was getting over being sick, and the Seahawks had just blown another fourth quarter lead. I was daydreaming about doing something that might be a funny story for my kid later in life. So, I admit that in the cold light…

Yeah, I was a little worried about the thx bullshit. Good point.

When I'm asking my wife to bring me our infant daughter, I often say "bring me the child!" in General Kael's voice, and I get blank stares, too.

Whoa, no. I thought it would be something fun to be able to tell her about when she's older. And, if you read my comment, you'd see that I was shooting for a sparsely-attended showing. And my nearest reliable childcare is two hours away, so it's hard to arrange a time when I could just go watch it with my wife or…

I'm 36, and would like to bring my daughter (who will be 9 months old when the movie comes out). I'm thinking the least obtrusive way to do that will be to wait until after opening day and catch a matinee during the workweek. I went to TPM on opening night when I was 20, and I feel like I'm over the need to see movies…

She had too much champagne and a monkey knocked her into some quicksand. It could happen anywhere.

Fuckin' internet

Black character who just recently got some more dialogue and is becoming mildly interesting: We were the intense ones all along.