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Those were great when I was super poor. Except when I spilled that fucking enormous feed-bag everywhere.

Is that the one with Evangeline Lilly from her pre-Lost days? She must be raking in residual bucks for that.

Hogwash. They're rolling in that sweet, sweet, undischargeable student loan money!

I can see your point for a bubblegum sitcom like Friends, but I remember at least two dramas that dealt with it tastefully without making it a gross spectacle. And SNL and South Park (and I'm sure others) had episodes that referenced it and joked about it without going too far.

Man, I watched Kingsman on a flight in June and both the profanity AND the extreme gore had been edited out. Pretty annoying.

I watched World War Z on a plane, and a plane crash scene was edited out of that, too.

I was a senior in college. I remember finding it weird then (and again this last spring, when my wife and I binged the series on Netflix while she was on maternity leave) that they didn't mention 9/11 at all, but it's not weird in the slightest that they didn't joke about it. I lived on the west coast and even we were

Hey, no super racist or misogynistic YouTube comments! Great Job, Internet!

Reminds me of an argument I got into with some friends back in 2003 about Fox News. I tried to explain how some social scientists had quantified their conservative bias. My (conservative) friends replied, "But they're fair and balanced!" Clearly accurate, it's right there in the tagline.

I WAS BEING FACETIOUS, DAVE

That's what I was thinking. They probably don't make as much money off them anymore. Seems like a good economic decision.

That does kind of sound like something that would be featured on "Great Job, Internet!".

When I was in the Army and in training (post-Basic) at Fort Benning, GA, I'd get a hotel room nearly every weekend. This was before the time of ubiquitous Wi-Fi and smartphones (2004). So of course I'd order like five pay-per-view pornos over the course of a weekend. And you know what?

It is definitely NOT the most tasteless comment I've ever seen here. And, you know, grossly enough, you ain't wrong (at least re: Josh Duggar, walking piece of human garbage)

Ewwwww.

Maybe it was one of those mail-in rebates. I never remember to send those things in.

Weirdest boner etc., etc.

I know, I know, zombie fatigue, etc. But I'm a fan of the original show and the Comic-Con trailer looked solid, so I'm in, apocalyptic melodrama and all.

Yes, yes, it's all in the pamphlet we sent you.

Just so you're prepared, the one who drives a Lexus is going to treat you wrong, but the one who goes to church and is a gardener or something is going to treat you right.