Are you sure? What were the test results?

That is a DEEP 30 Rock reference. Well done.

Equal pay for equal work!

I very much expreciate your questions, but also as well as you inquiries. Now next question, SHOTS.

He did naaaaaht.

Too Much of the Legal Profession

Use < > instead of / / for italics. =)

So her sex life is pretty good, at least.

Don't criticize him! He's been doing this for, I don't know, 10 or 15 years.

I'm actually really impressed with Steve's questions. They're very good crazy-person questions, but even that couldn't help this interview from going off the goddamn rails. Whoops, I'm sorry, the GD rails.

You were kind of asking for it, leaving it on the work share drive and all

Hey, AV Clubbers — I forgot to post on my one-year commentversary a couple of weeks ago, so I just wanted to tell you all how great it's been to come here and be part of this community. My crushing depression continues and I hate my life, but you guys make it a little better. Thank you.

You're the guy who wipes down the loads??

Am I the only person who was pleasantly surprised that his comments were only ignorant, instead of ignorant and hateful?

when you someone the world ends

Help us rebuild [MEL GIBSON'S] *break* [SEX JACUZZI]

The problem with that, for me, is that I have TONS of movies that I've never seen in my queue that I figure I can watch anytime, so I just end up watching 30 Rock or Always Sunny or Hot Rod for the nth time.

I don't even know any more.

Well, yes.

Just saw my first episode of that with my wife's uncle the other week. Pretty good.