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Lieutenant Colonel Mack Balls
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From the ages of about 16-21, I hate terrible "luck" with women. I use quotes because it wasn't really about luck, in that forming a romantic relationship with someone you are attracted to isn't a roll of the dice but about how comfortable you are with yourself, how you project that to the other person, and how well

I got in a short religion-themed discussion here a bit ago that I now regret, but you're right, generally AVC is a good place to go and not get castigated by some anonymous youtuber having a rage-stroke when you start a conversation about a sensitive topic. It's one of the main reasons that I actually post comments

First, I'm glad I waited a bit to respond, because I'm sure we would've ended up in an internet rant-war and that is one of my least favorite things in the world, ranked lower than olives but higher than, say, seeing my friends or family waterboarded.

I'd love to take credit for it, but I saw in the comments here a couple weeks ago. Still though, that is the exact Andrew Lincoln pronunciation, right?

Full disclosure, I took the quiz and got Nick.

Yeah, I don't like the song, but not because it's over-sincere or schmaltzy (although it borders on that at times). At some of the lines I just want to scream, "You realize he's describing a milquetoast smiley-faced-fascism utopia, don't you??"

Glenn's still using that guy's ruck, so I guess it all worked out!

Having been choked out before, I can tell you that I sawed logs for about 20 seconds and then came to.

Hey, it's not just woods. We have underbrush, too.

Oh, man. I used to have an encyclopedic memory for Lost but I couldn't remember what he played. Thank you, IMDB.

Depends on what kind of rounds you're using.

I didn't read the comics, but accidentally spoiled it for myself last year by reading some plot synopses about the prison timeline, so I know what you're talking about. And that made me actually hope that maybe they were going to go in the direction you're implying.

KORL: Do you miss Andrea?

Well, tell your disappointment to suck it. I'm doing a bottle episode!

They had a Glock? I thought they just had KORL's Beretta and the Python.

I prefer to think of him as Mullet the Scientist.

Such a terrible, terrible weapon for the ZA.

I was in Iraq with the US Army, so I usually just chalk stuff like that up to bad writing/the writer's unfamiliarity with the subject matter (see, e.g., The Hurt Locker). But I also remember noting that his pistol-shooting form was pretty good, which I take as a "tell" for tactical proficiency.

Where else am I supposed to go to figure out which New Girl character I am?

He's got great stats, but those comments from his old hitting coach at the Yankees worry me a bit. He's getting old and if he gives zero fucks about running out grounders, etc., I'm not sure he's going to be a good investment.