They paint God out to be a power-hungry and wrathful deity.

Now I wish he’d been shut down since he’s clearly just being a prick about it.

I am far from an expert, but wouldn’t the THC mostly degrade at the temperature that Keurigs make your coffee at? And isn’t there some serious settling and separation if the THC has no fats to bond to? Maybe that’s why they claim you won’t get high from it.

You can always tell the parents from the non-parents.

Pfeiffer relieving herself on set:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance

Get used to it, really. The sun sets on the British Empire.

Ever tried scuba diving? I had similar water fears as a kid. And our scuba test was in a really muddy lake - very unpleasant. But then I went diving in Cabo and stared straight out into the Pacific from 40ft under the water- not a bit of fear, but awe, even when my mind teased the idea of being afraid. It looks like a…

I do the full-size candy bars thing:

“He’s a rescue”

Read your own link:

He’s not some mastermind for sure, and I do seriously doubt he wanted to cause so much pain and suffering, but he’s nowhere near as dumb as many people suppose, which makes him entirely culpable.

Give it about 6-8 weeks with these guys.

I remain to be convinced Jacob Wohl isn’t Sacha Baron Cohen’s latest role.

My mom’s water broke in the theater during Aliens. I’ll let you all mythologize which scene it was.

I legitimately believe this to be a quote from him.

That’d probably entail shooting children so that they can’t be shot.

Could spin that into something... decent... though, by naming some sort of transparency related act after him and his bullshit: