You know, I am beginning to suspect Republicans are largely incurious, willfully ignorant, borderline illiterate morons.

Pompeo’s strap:

It involves a lot of bugs, ball kicking, bug crushing, and cleaning the balls once you’re done.

This fucker STILL gets me:

I was just thinking about this very scene yesterday! It was Edward Furlong that really sold it:

The Lord Jesus Christ: “Render unto Caesar”

the entire ship was ADA compliant

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“A very good man from there! Lots of nasty things have been said about him - some good things as well - but many, nasty, unfair things have been said.”

Or perhaps another oven, so that I can have my pizza in 30 seconds instead of 60? Asking for a friend (me).

Waiting is the point of pizza.

Anyone who lives in Las Vegas ... should be punched in the face.

Who’s really, really weirdly aggressive and self-serious about his lower-middle-management corporate training position. He would really like you to think he’s ex-military, but actually he just had a very disapproving father.

So it’s not that I’m in favour of any Sheriff getting their job back, uh, ever, but...

At what point is it gaslighting to tell us Trump is gaslighting instead of outright lying?

I’ve enjoyed meals much more by avoiding the menu before reaching the table. Going in without preconceived notions heightens your senses and allows you to form unbiased gut impressions.

Wanda was one of my favourites:

Counterpoint!

I seem to be relatively alone on this, but I SWEAR this is a great bad movie: