Not my story, but I am a big fan of this bit from a local paper’s review of the Warcraft movie from 2016:

It’s like a front-end mutation of feature creep, where managing all of the changes falls onto the playerbase to constantly re-accommodate how they play the game.

Pressing what now?

The glasses. The chin fuzz. The necklace. This is full-on Whiteface. This fuckin’ guy.

Nobody is killing anybody with automatic rifles in the US.

Since I’m sure everyone’s curious:

Thinner and Cujo are absolutely horrid movies. The others range from lame (Children of the Corn) to so-bad-it’s-kinda-good-ish (Dreamcatcher and to a lesser degree the 1990s It) to actually excellent (The Shining, The Mist). imo imo imo

Onions? Too spicy.

Willow!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealioning

I am loath to admit it, but I truly think that him going on Bill Maher was the beginning of the end for him. I understand the idea behind not giving these fucks a large platform, and thus normalizing their dumbshit rhetoric, but in the case of Milo, his popularity had reached its apex. The limits of his personality…

So long as she didn’t eventually pass a tiny fraction of a bitcoin, I think she should be ok.

I bring this up because I suspect the Nacho Cheese Toasted Cheddar Chalupa is they key to eternal life.

Gotta know when to fold them, Caroline.

Always wondered what that was!

[editor’s note: this means mergers and acquisitions, i.e. layoffs]