Looks like he signs his last name as “Bolts”, which is honestly the first and last endearing thing about this man apart from his regal ‘Brimley.

It’s a separate room, but with equal amenities.

I’ve seen the cholesterol content being brought up a lot with regard to these burgers, and it simply doesn’t matter for most people. Maybe don’t eat at fuckin Burger King if your Doctor is worried for you.

Yet plenty of people with shitty parents go on to be great people. No, it’s the calcification of wealth that insulates people from consequence that makes them horrendously shitty. Or, at least, maddeningly susceptible to never learning they are actually awful. “God gave us this private jet so we could be happy! Hee…

Like Trump tweets, there’s always a Simpsons bit for it.

Less cholesterol

Even should we manage to not fuck up and barely vote an actual adult into office in 2020... the world will just think “yeah, ok, but they’ll just have another Trump in 2024 to undo all of this.”

Yes, say that one aloud, definitely less problematic. ghjdfkl

“That’s what the manual says!”

Well this is from 2014 - approximately a billion years ago. The Apprentice was still on the air. Glen is certainly not beyond criticism, but I seriously doubt he was enamored with a blustering reality show host at the time.

I don’t disagree with you, but what were they really supposed to do with this info? Who do they go to to make sure it sees the light of day? Not even NPR is safe:

You did the right thing.

I fucking detest that flag. On the one hand, the dude in the jacked up pickup truck with that flag emblazoned on his rear hatch knows it’s a racist goddamn flag that was thought up to counter the Black Lives Matter movement. But on the other hand, Karen down the street, the lady who offered us some nasty brownies she…

It was very clearly a cheese knife and I said I was sorry.

But do you think that the government should be in the business of telling you what kind of lightbulb you can have?

A reminder that Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is when the trauma is over and done with. Not when you’re still living through it.