Wait, Monopoly or Capitalism?

A single homicide costs about $17M:

Not even having Democratic control of the Senate will be enough to pass this.

• Serial Killer with Piers Morgan: Season 1

You’re gonna need to explain the “why” here.

The moment he’s out of office, he’s going to be obliterated with lawsuits. Expect things to get even more desperate, even more crazy. He’s like a live rat being employed for torture, nowhere to go when the heat comes except to burrow right through the body. Our country and our institutions are the body, though.

Is this a criticism?

It’s alcohol. How can you be so pissy toward alcohol.

I can see Trump accidentally throwing her a bone during a debate. “You used to be a Republican, Poca- er, Liz- what happened to you?” “I woke up, Donald.”

Ugh, no. The rich would be far more useful as fertilizer for other, better food- not entrees.

Truly, the cone cup of seating.

It now requires an Epic account.

That was my first thought after reading this. The tone suggest Trump is an asshole (he is) for insulting the Mayor of a city that just experienced a tragedy. Only: does Trump actually know there was a tragedy?

“He could have done this with a rock! Our officers are very, very soft!”

a near extinction-level event for Republicans.

How do you deal with bunkers of armed-to-the-teeth survivalists/white supremacists/rapturists who will not comply with orders to hand over their weapons?

“I award the mother full custody because I saw a cream cheese ad where two dudes lost a baby. Court adjourned.”