“Abolish ICE” was always a Children’s Crusade. Immigration services need an enforcement arm.

Your post seems to indicate that House Democrats wouldn’t fall over themselves to work with Republicans to run through a necessary stimulus package in a gesture of irreducible good faith.

On a visit to the country, he attended a Sandinista celebration at which the crowd chanted, “Here, there, everywhere, the Yankee will die,”

This is the least detestable thing about him. I wish he would just go fishing forever.

1) This just further cements for me the notion that the vast majority of self-ascribed “pro-life” people envision the actual abortion procedure as this traumatic, sweaty gruesome thing where a masked Doktor in grubby scrubs takes an immersion blender- ok, I’ll stop there.

The whole cannabis + shitty fast food thing is so lame. First of all, you shouldn’t be driving when you’re stoned anyway. But overall— leaving the house?? Unless you’re on a hike or something cool, leave me alone.

Ah, thanks for verifying that.

They know better. They’re just banking on consolidating power by way of millions of people who don’t know better, but will swallow the lies because it confirms their biases.

Maybe I am missing something here, but:

Finally learned your lesson, eh?

The top brass of the military skew heavily Conservative Republican, for sure. And the fact that so many military bases are parked in deep red states (you know, the Federal government stimulating local economies) certainly gives an outsized view of the military as conservative. And it just makes sense that service membe…

Receipt:

Every photo of Meghan McCain makes a lot more sense if you imagine she is letting out a pent-up fart.

1) Well that’s the Berserk Brand of Sacrifice.

Damn, so glad to see Jimmy still around.

Vastly simpler menus are also probably a first step toward automating the entire kitchen.

I know we like to call him a puppet, but he really does look like he’s got a hairy arm up his ass up top.

“This is just another effort by the liberal communist agenda to wage war on religion by indoctrinating our children with their state-sponsored curriculum!” -people who should be auto-signed up for the human depopulation project