McDowell’s on the other hand might be worth the risk.

McDonald’s is gross and the people who eat it with any regularity are gross I SAID IT

texture* goddammit

In case anyone is confused, what these fucks actually want is a return the time in the US when only white, male, property owners could vote. You know, the ‘good ol’ days’. Tuberculosis on them all.

I am sure this tastes good, but guacamole is as much about testure as it is about flavour. I realize cheese (especially gouda) and avocado are both about creaminess, but the slight chunk of a good guacamole shouldn’t be underestimated. Also I see no mention of cilantro in the description, so that’s just straight-up…

Shut the fuck up, Cory.

I do agree with all of your points, but there was this exchange from Season 8 Ep2:

If I understand it (only having seen the show):

You have to show this image to someone else or you’ll get a phone call with an ominous voice telling you how long you have left to live:

It is completely, utterly acceptable to me that you pay another $1000 per year. Under fear of state-sanctioned violence, too.

but she can’t kill both Big Bads

you have to MUST protect the traditional family structure.

(I am generalizing, but, by and large the military votes GOP, especially veterans)

Is it just shamelessly piggybacking off the Avengers hashtag? Is that what’s going on, here?

but u still responded to me which means i’m clearly in your heads. so whose winning at this me or u? 

Yes!! Thank you that is very normal behaviour and I am accepted!! Pineapple and olive pizza is what we enjoy on Planet Earth society, yes!!

cinches up like a dolphin’s asshole.

In NYC, though?

Yes! And then perhaps some capers, you know, for a bit of a tang! And what’s that? Red sauce? Have you even tried a proper white sauce with a Colgate Baking Soda & Peroxide WHITENING base? You don’t even have to brush when you’re done. It’s so delectable being a Human Being! Which I most assuredly am!

There’s a video! With audio!!