I’m so uncool I thought the headline was referring to this guy:

LOL.

Hufflepuff are the overflow carpark of houses and Gryffindor are shite too.

The Degree of difficulty should make this impossible, but the ball just Speed Sticks right in there

The kids are known as the Mini Racing Sausages, and not the Teeny Weenies, what a missed opportunity.

Five second rule!

(Psst that’s a reel, not a jig!)

If only he’d followed this handy guide!

I know this isn’t the appropriate post but my heart is too full.

My fever dream is for Tom fucking Brady to take a knee every got damb Sunday. Or even better, Eli Manning. What kind of knot would all these assholes twist themselves into trying to justify why their kneeling would be okay? I literally can’t imagine what would happen.

If the premise is that they don’t sufficiently love or respect America, then can we throw people who fly the confederate flag out of the country too? After all, Confederacy was a seditious/treasonous nation that we fought a war with.

Hopefully Richie doesn’t allow this one incident to define him. After all, he’s done so many other terrible things already because he’s a shit person.

Hopefully Richie racked that dumbbell afterwards, I don’t want to think he’s an asshole or anything.

Can we also acknowledge that in her own post she states that he threatened her life and the life of her family and then pulled a gun. She was SO SCARED that she went home and grab her gun to chase down the man that terrified her.

Another day, another worthless, soulless European American exposing herself...

You don’t get to call it “the greatest Witch Hunt in American history” when there has been an actual witch hunt in American history.

It’s...New York. That’s why.

As good as Heath Ledger was, I’m pretty sure this is way more depth/credit given to Goyer’s script than it deserves.