My brothers and I did something similar when my dad brought home a new Honda Accord LX circa 1990. The three of us were checking out the inside and one of us crawled over the handbrake and set the car loose. Thankfully my dad noticed it rolling down the driveway, hopped in, and pulled the brake again.

Same here. I was in middle school back in the N64 days and got one of those realistic wheels and gas pedal things and would use it for Cruisin’ USA and whatever other crappy driving games the N64 had. Also had Gran Toursimo on PS1, which was much better for driving practice.

Exactly. He’s racked up enough numbers to rest on his laurels for a while.

Level of drunkeness is definitely a factor here. There’s a 24-hour gas station/convenience store walking distance from my brother’s place and we’ve gotten into the habit of grabbing their frozen pizzas from time to time, but it only works at 2am, otherwise I can’t stand the sight of the stuff.

Distance, and I was surprised to find out recently that it’s a real world measurement.

Dude I grew up on those little individual costco frozen pizzas, those were the bomb. SO fucking bad for you tho.

My first time “driving” was on my dad’s lap, in our neighborhood. We lived at the top of this neighborhood that went all up along this hill, with one road heading straight up (seemed super steep when I was a kid but in retrospect it must not have been a crazy grade) so I steered as we climbed up that.

She should make this her LinkedIn profile photo. I’m sure there are TONS of places that will hire her BECAUSE of this.

OK, but serious question:

hahaaha I love that one!

I really want you to go test out that theory about cars, like immediately.

For real, though. In the reality TV world, specifically, I mean. At the end of the day they’re supportive and loving and don’t cut each other down behind each others backs (just look at how Kim handles questions about favorite family members here).

Sounds like you’re a terrible person.

I really hope he gets the support he needs, and justice.

I’d have to agree.

Don’t be THAT person...

I have no interest in keeping up with her family, but my friend’s wife is obsessed so sometimes I catch a bit.

Hands down, when Kurt Cobain dyed his hair with kool aid and, instead of playing another radio friendly hit, played ‘Territorial Pissings’ on SNL.

GREAT idea!

Oh, hey, fellow XKCD fan! :-D