You guys should all read XKCD.com! It’s literally the best thing ever.

JACKASS!!

Lol, first read that as “Sorta Never Flat air mattress,” which wouldn’t quite match the guarantee.

Lol, first read that as “Sorta Never Flat air mattress,” which wouldn’t quite match the guarantee.

*NCAA Fraud Has Already Cost Auburn A Five-Star Recruit

Pirate.

Crossover episode!!

But I’ve been doing that!

Shoot, I didn’t make the cut again.

You sir sound like you own a successful buffet.

Come on, when has anyone ever betrayed a Stark?

So’s he, technically, so it works out.

I’ll bet he got her some pretty sweet ice.

“So you’re saying it worked?”

You know what I mean though, they clearly designed it to be like a futuristic Jetsons thing.

Stephen King really embiggened that movie with his cocaine use. The trailer alone is a thing of beauty.

I remember really digging it when I was a kid and being crazy scared at a couple points, actually.

I’m always fascinated by old timey baseball stuff.

This is a great tactic. I was such a picky eater as a kid but now I’ll try basically anything. No idea where or when I made that transition but am sure glad I did.

At an all-you-can-eat buffet, do they have to pay twice? What about at theme parks or when they use the subway? What if one of them picks up a hobby that the other one absolutely hates? What if they don’t like the same movies?

Ugh, we had a super sensitive garage opener and my roommate used to just toss it on the table with his keys, which would leave it accidentally open all the time. Had a bike stolen but thankfully didn’t have much else down there.