We both know you really don’t have any of those things. C’mon now. 

I think I’ve poorly explained my position on this. I’m not at all saying that we have full understanding of what we’ve created here, or that there’s no chance that what we have on our hands is bigger than the sum of its parts. I only mean that, of everything I’ve seen and experienced with LLMs, of everything I know…

It’s because “people like me” (who, exactly? Realists?) need literally any sort of hard proof to exist to get on board with a claim that huge. Something weightier than “The math machine can do basic math somewhat accurately and use its database of fictional characters to approximate what they’d do in a novel scenario”.…

Exactly. I can’t believe how often it needs to be said, even to folks who by all rights should very well know better. Like, I sort of get it, I’ve been wowed by LLM output before (usually when it comes up with an astute pun or joke), but it’s still limited by its own function. When a true AI comes about, it’s not…

I too passed some gas earlier, while we’re on the subject.

Man... RIP. I have a big soft spot for psychobilly, and Mojo Nixon was one of the best. First psychobilly track I ever loved was from Mojo on the Redneck Rampage soundtrack:

Eric Idle, The Shaggs, and Clownvis. Calling it now. 

Seriously. We really have to stop calling LLMs “AI”. It’s *technically* accurate, but it’s given a whole lot of people a very wrong idea of what the technology actually does. 

Eh, not really. We did go to theaters in the 90s, we watched Skinemax (sometimes scrambled, sometimes not, but we were laser focused either way), found all the early internet porn depositories...

I don’t think Cavill’s trying to represent our whole generation as puritans, he’s just saying he doesn’t like unnecessary…

Please, let “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived” be a biographical track about Chandra Dangi. Every other song can be the usual Swift stuff, I just want a single track about the extremes of human dwarfism thrown in. 

Just replace it with a football to the groin. They fall down, say “Argh, my groin!” in a cartoonishly strained voice, maybe add a slide whistle or gong effect, the audiences are happy, the critics are ecstatic, everybody wins.

I’d never seen Tiesto’s face before... is it me, or did Christopher Walken and Jerma have a DJ love child? 

Okay, but tell me more about this METAL tour. I happen to have the 2st off, and Hideously Deformed KISS are my favorite band.

It’s fine. If the franchise dies, they can always do a gritty reboot of the first Scary Movie and revive it that way. 

Hung Sheldon, featuring the first unsimulated Bazinga act on national television. 

That’d be Tekken 3 that found the right kind of stupid. 

The Joker was always my favorite Batman villain, and even I’m sick of him at this point. How about a Mr. Freeze movie for once? The Arnie version, specifically. It’d be an ice change of pace. 

Fuck off, Ye. That “I found this template on “www.freeapologies.biz/ididabigotry.htm” apology is bullshit. And fuck Ty for enabling you. 

I’ve only seen the first two episodes as of yet (saving the rest for a rainy day), and I both liked it and was disappointed by it in equal measure, but I immediately hated David. He’s like Niles through a 100-person game of telephone started by someone who’s only seen promos of Frasier and never a full episode.

I’m now furious that Ginuwine and the band Tonic never toured together as Gin + Tonic. Furious, I say!