Not to make light of it, that’s a heartwrenching story, but I can’t not picture them screeching “SONGS THAT MADE THE HIT PARADE!” in over-the-top Edith Bunker voices right in his ear.

I’d gladly go see a movie that’s just Wonka constructing the boat ride and mumbling “Goddamn fucking kids are gonna goddamn learn...” every few minutes. 

Shit, I *wish* my biggest problem right now was dealing with an alleged dick on a sketchy reality show over a game of marbles. 

That sweeeeet Laurel Canyon-sized knife wound. 

To  get ahead of speculation: I won’t be in Scream VII either. 

Exactly. It’s not that it’s offensive, it’s that the joke just sucks. It’s material you’d find nested 100 comments deep on a particularly shitty subreddit.

Nope, nope nope nope. The 90s sitcom revival trend goes this far, and no further. 

Having not seen a single second of this yet, please tell me the theme music is Bob & Doug McKenzie (ft. Geddy Lee)‘s “Take Off”. 

“Mushroom lasagna, here we come!”

Man... remember when everybody was begging for a Ghostbusters 3? We really stepped in it there. 

I could “sing” before, in that I could intonate pleasantly and stay within the area of the right key, but my technique was woefully wrong and my range was all but nonexistent. I definitely thought I was better than I was. Funnily enough, now that I’ve improved (somewhat) and have some knowledge of the craft, I think…

This might be my favorite bad performance of the anthem. As someone who’s been taking voice lessons, that nervous wobble and struggling with catch breaths is incredibly relatable. And honestly, for an a capella performance of such a tough song, he could have been way, way worse. 

I enjoyed it overall. Had I been in the target audience, I’d have absolutely loved this thing. They could have turned the actual horror up a couple of notches, though... it’s not entirely bloodless, but it is surprisingly toothless. Still, it’s a good brain-turn-offy time.

“So we’ve chosen a more appropriate act: Mini KISS!”

I really enjoyed it, although it was a bit overstuffed and inconsistent. I hope this doesn’t deter him from doing something like it (whatever “like it” even is in this case) again.

The Universal monsters were at their best in the late 80s/early 90s when they were advertising various snacks and beverages.

Agreed. I have very little love for Disney outside of baseline nostalgia, but I went to WDW a few years ago and immediately became a kid again. It’s legitimately an amazing experience. 

Now there’s a headline I wasn’t expecting to ever see.

He’s been pretty permanently unavailable for the past nine years, yeah. 

Why would he be fired? Nothing drives engagement like people getting furious that someone likes a franchise in a slightly different order than they do. Listicles rely on people being unable to handle opinions.