They were going to describe it as “ejazzculation” before better heads prevailed. 

Never let it be said that there’s any take too bizarre for somebody to earnestly make in internet comment sections. 

... Does it, though? Without spoiling anything, the MK1 story embraces its inherent goofiness more so than any other entry (intentionally, that is) except maybe 11, and the gameplay allows for Scorpion to team up with Scorpion to fight Scorpion and Scorpion in a restaurant while people look on with vague alarm at…

Oh man, you can really feel the David Hyde Pierce and John Mahoney shaped gap in these clips, no? I’m still rooting for this to be good, but they’re making it tough. 

So, it’s not an album of Nickelodeon GUTS theme song covers? Boo.

Aaaand that’s probably why Topher Grace didn’t hang out with his co-stars. 

I’m glad that some of the better 3D era characters are finally getting another chance. They had some good concepts peppered among the Hsu Haos and Kobras.

Go outside. 

You’re still on about this, months later, all because of a goofy inoffensive joke where I had to re-read the whole thread to remember what you’re even on about. You’re literally the only person on this planet that gives a shit about any of this.

This year is almost TOO good for games. I keep wanting to get back to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but things keep coming out that I’ve been anticipating, and now we’re two weeks out from Mortal Kombat 1. At least I can skip Starfield, I’m done with “the game really starts after the 500 hour mark” type RPGs. 

Wait, it’s an active program? I assumed they were just re-running the same block of episodes over and over.

Armas-geddon 2023! Let’s do this thing!

Same. There was a time where this would have been exciting news, but as it stands now, my immediate reaction is “Ugh, I’m good, thanks”. 

Fuck, man. As someone who barely knows wrestling post-Attitude era outside of cultural osmosis and games... I sure as hell knew who Bray Wyatt was. RIP.

His chuckle after “I’ve got you pegged” in the new theme is certainly making me worried for Freddy’s character arc. 

As a blonde with a red beard... oh... oh no, I’m starting to get mad about fudge rounds and welfare, somebody take my guitar away before I start strumming!

Ohhh, I see it! 

My brain is refusing to parse the header image. Where is his left arm? 

We weren’t ready for that sweet, sah-weeee-hee-heet Laurel Canyon sound. 

I’m not even ready for this jelly, don’t overwhelm me here.