Buzz among the insiders is that it was going to feature an eccentric rich guy who likes to dress as a bat and punch the crime out of people. 

Whoa whoa whoa, we haven’t even gotten the Cats butthole cut yet, or the It’s Pat! Criterion release. We’re nowhere near the point of exhuming Sucker Punch for any reason. 

I had forgotten that he was close with The Residents until a post this morning reminded me (not sure how I forgot, the Playhouse is basically a living Residents album cover), and now I’m saddened all over again. 

Please let Richard Karn never be a POS. 

It’s too early to be making the dumbest post of the day. Save it for the evening, eh? Give the other bad takes a chance.

I’m just here for the doughnuts. 

FFS, there was no “reveal” yesterday, no more than Art Bell’s callers “revealed” aliens. Until we see a body or a truly otherworldly piece of tech for ourselves, nothing happened yesterday that was any different from the family that swore they had a talking mongoose with human hands. 

No, because they write. 

Honestly, they should just cut their losses and start working on the hotly anticipated PeopleMover movie. We’ve finally got the technology to render people being moved at a reasonable pace while engaged in light conversation, and those stuffed suits at Disney must be smelling the money in the air by now.

I expected him to change it to funnyweednumber.fart, honestly. 

We really, really didn’t. 

Oh sure, I’m not saying the trend is down at all, just that I’ve personally had my fill and that saying as such still seems verboten for some reason. 

Right? Every time I’ve said anything along the lines of “I think I’m officially tired of the MCU”, people act like me personally being done with it is going to make Disney go bankrupt. Like, jesus, the zombie trend died ages ago, and there are still fifty-’leven Walking Dead spinoffs airing.

That would have been a huge change from the *checks notes* girl-boss Lego Movie plot that the final product seems to be going for. 

It’s so red, it seized the means of its own production!

To go with the red “Red” in the subtitle. It’s saying “Si, Red” to further emphasize how red the door in question truly is (rather red, as it turns out).

I thought the movie was better than it should have been, but that’s not exactly high praise. I can’t imagine watching it as a series. 

Oh no, I failed to entertain y-... jesus, I’m bored already.

No need to apologize to me, I didn’t make them.

Good picks! Boltgun especially, that one caught me totally off-guard when it came out, lol