Honestly, they should just cut their losses and start working on the hotly anticipated PeopleMover movie. We’ve finally got the technology to render people being moved at a reasonable pace while engaged in light conversation, and those stuffed suits at Disney must be smelling the money in the air by now.

I expected him to change it to funnyweednumber.fart, honestly. 

We really, really didn’t. 

Oh sure, I’m not saying the trend is down at all, just that I’ve personally had my fill and that saying as such still seems verboten for some reason. 

Right? Every time I’ve said anything along the lines of “I think I’m officially tired of the MCU”, people act like me personally being done with it is going to make Disney go bankrupt. Like, jesus, the zombie trend died ages ago, and there are still fifty-’leven Walking Dead spinoffs airing.

That would have been a huge change from the *checks notes* girl-boss Lego Movie plot that the final product seems to be going for. 

It’s so red, it seized the means of its own production!

To go with the red “Red” in the subtitle. It’s saying “Si, Red” to further emphasize how red the door in question truly is (rather red, as it turns out).

I thought the movie was better than it should have been, but that’s not exactly high praise. I can’t imagine watching it as a series. 

Oh no, I failed to entertain y-... jesus, I’m bored already.

No need to apologize to me, I didn’t make them.

Good picks! Boltgun especially, that one caught me totally off-guard when it came out, lol

Funny enough, we’re getting more SP throwback shooters now than we did in the actual 90s. 

Look, I just want the rights to The Michigan Rag and Batdance. 

Well, I did, but I threw them at Ed Sheeran, who you’ll be glad to know had nothing but kind things to say about their shape. 

Can we stop throwing shit at performers period? I don’t care if it’s a phone, a pair of panties or a 3D print of Armand Assante’s nipples. Unless they specifically ask to have something thrown on stage, maybe let the musicians do the thing they’re there to do. 

It feels like there’s a new American Pie direct-to-video sequel every time I look, does that count? 

Oh, has there ever! Some even tell of moderate-to-vigorous hornswogglin’, as well as hoodwinkery of indeterminate intensity! 

Oh, come now. Flim-flammers? Sure. Swindlers? Certainly. Ne’er-do-wells? Absolutely. A coupla sticky-fingered slippery Susans? And how. Fucking grifters? Preaching to the choir.

BABEAH!!!!!