Yeah, I think those crazy kids have a hell of a future ahead of ‘em. 

How long can a show that I stubbornly presume is about a talking lasso go for, anyway?

I’m sure we all already know, but this is as good a time as any to remind everyone of Kid Rock’s contributions to the Osmosis Jones soundtrack, because it still breaks my brain 20 years after the fact. Funny that all the Trumpster Fires accuse everyone on the left of being Epstein’s buddies when their guy is literally…

I checked out the moment I realized that it wasn’t a Cop Rock prequel. 

Must-See Deity

If that’s what’s got your dander up, the internet might not be for you. And for god’s sake, never watch a comedy film or standup special. 

Sup upon the finest of dicks, Phil. 

When did I say it was? No, seriously, point to the part where I said anything that would make your response make sense. 

Seconded. He was the third wheel on his own damn song.

He keeps makin’ em, I’ll keep watching. 

Okay, but what bearing does that have on a man finding happiness in the body he feels most comfortable in? Are you on the wrong article?

I’m only slightly interested in the movie itself (superhero fatigue is hitting me *hard*... I don’t even care about the next Batman movie, and I fucking love Batman), but I cannot wait to see the reviews on this thing.

Meanwhile, Steven Tyler is weeping and sadly honkin’ on Bobo.

Yes please. 2 was a blast, and I really want to see what they can do with that budget increase given what they pulled off with 250k. 

There’s a bit of difference between being in bad movies and being bad in movies. Pretty sure De Niro’s reputation is doing fine.

Good point, I hadn’t considered the WB drama informing things. And yeah, Boon must love MK to still get excited 30 years in, haha. I’m right there with him in that, but it’s still impressive!

I’m loving the fast hype-to-release cycles. A year or more of hype is tiring and usually leads to disappointment in the end.

Unless you’re a tall lanky white guy, in which case everyone assumes you’re Larry Bird, in my experience. I spent a fair bit of my teen years being quietly and quickly put on point guard duty when it turned out I wasn’t a secret ringer and in fact was pretty terrible regardless of my race, ha.

No, no, that’s definitely Gabe Newell. 

I’d buy Daikatana from Matt Johnson.