Meanwhile, Steven Tyler is weeping and sadly honkin’ on Bobo.

Yes please. 2 was a blast, and I really want to see what they can do with that budget increase given what they pulled off with 250k. 

There’s a bit of difference between being in bad movies and being bad in movies. Pretty sure De Niro’s reputation is doing fine.

Good point, I hadn’t considered the WB drama informing things. And yeah, Boon must love MK to still get excited 30 years in, haha. I’m right there with him in that, but it’s still impressive!

I’m loving the fast hype-to-release cycles. A year or more of hype is tiring and usually leads to disappointment in the end.

Unless you’re a tall lanky white guy, in which case everyone assumes you’re Larry Bird, in my experience. I spent a fair bit of my teen years being quietly and quickly put on point guard duty when it turned out I wasn’t a secret ringer and in fact was pretty terrible regardless of my race, ha.

No, no, that’s definitely Gabe Newell. 

I’d buy Daikatana from Matt Johnson. 

Sounds like it’s Blockbuster’s time to shine! 

Damn, way too young. (seriously though, RIP to a legend)

Nester’s Funky Bowling seems like the obvious next step. 

Bad enough that those execrable “talkies” put Clara Bow outta work, now this? My own damn ‘putey-box wants to talk at me!? I spit on the very idea!

I can’t recall which movie shattered my illusions first, I was very noncritical as a kid, but I do remember being quite disappointed in the first Mortal Kombat movie. (thankfully I didn’t see Annihilation until adulthood, it might have killed my love for the franchise completely otherwise)

Eh, my can opener also opens cans, and it doesn’t have Johnny Depp all over it. 

I’ve cooled on Scott Pilgrim over the years, but my old love for it has me very excited about this. 

Baby shark, pop-pop pop-pop pop!

Feck outta heah, Jennifer. There’s edgy comedy everywhere, it remains popular and successful, and before you Say The Thing, yes, Blazing Saddles could indeed get made today. 

I’ll defend RE6 for one aspect: The Mercenaries mode is super fun. 

As the biggest VR apologist I know: The “metaverse” truly is massively stupid, and was never going to be anything more than VRChat with the fun sanitized out of it. It still baffles me that Zuck thought he could blow everyone’s minds with a VR Mii like it was something new. 

Tetris schmetris, the real excitement would be in a 1993tris movie.
Does Tetris have “G U N”? I think not.