Not to let “shiny new game” bias color it too much, but RE4make might just be the most fun I’ve ever had with this series, and this is coming from someone who never thought super highly of the original RE4 (and who absolutely loves the other remakes, 7, and Village). It’s just so ridiculously well-made. Cannot…

Huh.

Afroman is a damn delight of a man, fuck everyone involved in that raid. They deserve the humiliation. 

That’s awfully generous; I don’t think most AVC staff have any cultural touchstones predating *checks watch* six or seven minutes ago. 

Pshhh, humans? Come on now, those don’t exist.

Jack Black’s Sac Axed Lest Rest See Yellow Testes

It’ll certainly be interesting seeing the survivors teabag and flashlight spam the killers in live action.

We all do, my caffeinated friend. We all do.

A remake of “Freddy Got Fingered” with Plaza as Tom Green’s character and Ortega as Rip Torn’s?

Of course! As we all know, overexplaining everything about a horror villain just makes them scarier. 

I’m more excited for the sequel, Heroin Heron.

Agreed wholeheartedly. Not everything needs to be at the utmost bleeding edge of technology to suspend disbelief for a couple of hours. Besides, it’ll all look comically dated eventually anyway, and if it’s good, people will still like it when it does. 

Movies as a medium might be too challenging for you if you’re too fragile to handle anything but straight white guys. Same for games, music, TV, books, magazines, the outdoors, the indoors, pretty much anything. Might I suggest living in a deprivation tank?

Jesus on a stick, wipe the cum off your pants and go outside. 

My god, what will kids have on in the background during sick days after The Price Is Right? 

Ooh noo! Wait, I had free Peacock? Huh. 

The dancing clown penis during her Tweedles section is going to make EVERYBODY forget about Left Shark. 

“(...)things that are off, weird.”

I find her rather attractive, but now I can only picture a naked Elon when I see her, so... yeah. :/

As a big Batman guy, I seriously can’t think of a less interesting Batman show premise than Alfred: Origins. Especially when goldmines like Batcow remain unexploited.