Who doesn’t love Roxanne “Rox” Moyle and her constant rebuffing of Dob “Dachshund” Driscoe’s advances?

Psst, Galaxy Brain... there’s a mile of difference between “I talk to Rock Hard” and “I responded to him twice in the nearly 15 years I’ve had an AVC account, both times negatively.” Of course, given the hundreds of digits in your historic IQ score, you no doubt know that.

Don’t bother, the “everyone is stupid but me” schtick is all he has. (and ironically a very stereotypical “toxic gamer” thing, which is fucking hilarious)

Unrelated to the story, but realizing that I’m the same age that Tim Allen was when Home Improvement started has got me seven layers of fucked up.

I thought that read “Snookied” for a hot second. I’m both greatly relieved and greatly disappointed. 

If that’s your “le epic troll XD XD”, you’re really bad at trolling, guy. The objective is to make people mad. 

*bursts through the door, wild-eyed and out of breath*
Am I too late to point out that Hyde was also a character on That 70s Show and that I too am against doing a rape!?

What every Frasier fan wanted: More Freddy and less Niles. ... Wait, scratch that, reverse it. 

Exactly. They made every bad decision possible in reimagining Freddy (except for the look, which I actually kind of like. Hey, it’s better than the chewed gum look of Freddy’s Dead). The nicest things I can say about it are that the micronap concept could have lead to some cool scenes if they had bothered with…

M’Again

In her defense, I can relate. The Nightmare remake made me want to quit watching movies. 

Blink twice if you’re sucking Cosby’s dick because he drugged you.

Fuck off, Bill. 

I haven’t even seen it yet, and I feel like I know more about Avatar 2 than Jimmy Cams himself.

I love the first one, but it does feel worse in light of the sequel being so much better. I’d say give it a shot, it explains some of the things that come up in 2 (sort of) and will no doubt come up again in 3, and it has a few great scenes worth seeing. However, you can absolutely skip it if you want.

I’m so hyped that I feel like I’ve been blasted with a sugar ray. 

I lost count of the crows that represent my excitement.

2022 is absolutely going on my list for all-timer years in horror. Terrifier 2 in particular captured my imagination in a way no burgeoning slasher franchise has in a very long time, and I couldn’t be happier that it was such a runaway success.

Damn, I was hoping the Wednesday dance would spark a weird out-of-nowhere popularity boost for psychobilly. (I kid, but I do love some psychobilly)

2 Wisters 2 Furious