A remake of “Freddy Got Fingered” with Plaza as Tom Green’s character and Ortega as Rip Torn’s?

Of course! As we all know, overexplaining everything about a horror villain just makes them scarier. 

I’m more excited for the sequel, Heroin Heron.

Agreed wholeheartedly. Not everything needs to be at the utmost bleeding edge of technology to suspend disbelief for a couple of hours. Besides, it’ll all look comically dated eventually anyway, and if it’s good, people will still like it when it does. 

Movies as a medium might be too challenging for you if you’re too fragile to handle anything but straight white guys. Same for games, music, TV, books, magazines, the outdoors, the indoors, pretty much anything. Might I suggest living in a deprivation tank?

Jesus on a stick, wipe the cum off your pants and go outside. 

My god, what will kids have on in the background during sick days after The Price Is Right? 

Ooh noo! Wait, I had free Peacock? Huh. 

The dancing clown penis during her Tweedles section is going to make EVERYBODY forget about Left Shark. 

“(...)things that are off, weird.”

I find her rather attractive, but now I can only picture a naked Elon when I see her, so... yeah. :/

As a big Batman guy, I seriously can’t think of a less interesting Batman show premise than Alfred: Origins. Especially when goldmines like Batcow remain unexploited. 

Who doesn’t love Roxanne “Rox” Moyle and her constant rebuffing of Dob “Dachshund” Driscoe’s advances?

Psst, Galaxy Brain... there’s a mile of difference between “I talk to Rock Hard” and “I responded to him twice in the nearly 15 years I’ve had an AVC account, both times negatively.” Of course, given the hundreds of digits in your historic IQ score, you no doubt know that.

Don’t bother, the “everyone is stupid but me” schtick is all he has. (and ironically a very stereotypical “toxic gamer” thing, which is fucking hilarious)

Unrelated to the story, but realizing that I’m the same age that Tim Allen was when Home Improvement started has got me seven layers of fucked up.

I thought that read “Snookied” for a hot second. I’m both greatly relieved and greatly disappointed. 

If that’s your “le epic troll XD XD”, you’re really bad at trolling, guy. The objective is to make people mad. 

*bursts through the door, wild-eyed and out of breath*
Am I too late to point out that Hyde was also a character on That 70s Show and that I too am against doing a rape!?

What every Frasier fan wanted: More Freddy and less Niles. ... Wait, scratch that, reverse it.