I know not everybody has heard of even the most famous franchises, but dude...

Indeed it did! I also really liked Little Hope. 

Ohhh, CALLISTO Protocol... damn, my dreams of Ally McBeal x Dead Space have been dashed once again. 

*Vince Vaughn walks into pitch meeting, writes “Dodgeball” on a whiteboard, adds a dollar sign to the end, and leaves*

And whatever happened to Vileness Fats!?

Yes please. Now we just need “Attack Of The Bleached Blonde Biker Bimbos” so that the prophecy may be fulfilled.

I can’t get past “Do you ban a genius for their sexual practices?”.

Agreed. Unless I’m a fan of that person specifically because of how well they write their own name, an autograph doesn’t really mean that much to me. Cool to have, sure, but it’s pretty low on my list of desirable collectibles. 

Workin’ hard, maxin’, not relaxin’ or cool
Hung out with a dozen Yoders outside of the school
When a coupla Mennonites who were brazen and young
Started making fun of my Ordnung
I started to turn my cheek but my mood went south
I said “Keep my old ways out your fucking mouth”

I wound up for a slap, but as it came near
The…

Will’s just never been the same since his Rumspringa. 

At least it’s just swindling and not flimflammery, or, god forbid, bills of goods and the sales thereof. 

And Henny Youngman! 

Spotted one in the first screengrab, even. Note the air conditioners in the window’s reflection. What else casts a reflection? Not vampires! Which Disney movie is record-shatteringly famous for its lack of vampires? You guessed it... 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London Adventure!

Whoa there, we’ve established this. We don’t go to Raven’s Home.

 Lambo: First Blood was right there, too. It’s like they aren’t even trying. 

Deux Chiens Andalous

Off you fuck, Tim Allen. Go on, now, git! 

The AV Club

Being the best technically counts as a vegetable, not a fruit. 

It’s cool, Sidney’s living on a farm upstate with the other final girls.