I use subtitles no matter the mix (things just click for me better with text), and I have an equally annoying pet peeve in regards to that: Every streaming service seems to have a large number of shows/movies where whoever transcribed the dialogue is totally winging it themselves.

Whether it’s good or not doesn’t hold any bearing on what the movie literally is, though. Most of the Resident Evil movies are awful, but that doesn’t make them historical dramas any more than not liking Terrifier 2 makes it torture porn.

I’d like to take this opportunity to clarify that I will not be making a Marvel movie either.

Whoa, the backlash has begun ‘round here, eh?

She just kept appearing in my dreams and telling me to check Mr. Burns’ suit. 

That’s all well and good, but he’d better not steal my idea for a sequel in which Jack discovers Toyotathon Land.

... Huh. I’m both interested and confused in equal measure.

Oh no, we’ve been owned by your obsessive preoccupation with male genitalia. Truly, we never stood a chance. 

I balked at the runtime at first too, but honestly? They use it as well as they could have. Surprisingly little fat to be trimmed. Give it a shot! For all the intense gore, it’s a much lighter film than the first, tonally speaking.

Returns was so good. Tossing those clowns around never gets old. 

Nothing will ever match the Batman Forever arcade game for weirdness. It’s not very good, but I love it for how, well, batshit insane it is. Pure 90s Midway excess. 

*twanging banjo* The Queen and royalty are not role models. They’re not even human. They’re cartoons. Some of the things they do would cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, possibly deported. To put it another way: Don’t try this at home.

Is... is the title censored in the headline on the front page? Huh. 

I’m with ya, I’ve tapped out. There are always standout exceptions, but it’s quickly becoming a slurry of titles to me. (oh god, imagine the MCU box set if box sets are still a thing when the trend dies out)

“You know that scene from Beetlejuice where he becomes a snake creature? Well, it was like that, but with one key difference.”

It’s the only movie where everybody’s seen it a million times, but nobody knows which scene happens when. I’m still convinced that the closing credits happen in the middle of the second act. 

Three strong films? Sweet, at least two more then.

I’m going to wait for Twister: Origins, the prequel about a mild breeze slightly moving a cow’s fur.

Hoo boy. This was the most frustrating horror movie I may have ever seen. Every time they did something I liked, it’d immediately be followed by baffling choice after baffling choice.

I never took to live-action VR videos like this. The scale is always wonky and the restricted DOF breaks the sense of immersion right out of the gate. Fun for a bit, but it’s really not VR’s strong suit at this point in time.