Spotted one in the first screengrab, even. Note the air conditioners in the window’s reflection. What else casts a reflection? Not vampires! Which Disney movie is record-shatteringly famous for its lack of vampires? You guessed it... 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s London Adventure!

Whoa there, we’ve established this. We don’t go to Raven’s Home.

 Lambo: First Blood was right there, too. It’s like they aren’t even trying. 

Deux Chiens Andalous

Off you fuck, Tim Allen. Go on, now, git! 

The AV Club

Being the best technically counts as a vegetable, not a fruit. 

It’s cool, Sidney’s living on a farm upstate with the other final girls.

I use subtitles no matter the mix (things just click for me better with text), and I have an equally annoying pet peeve in regards to that: Every streaming service seems to have a large number of shows/movies where whoever transcribed the dialogue is totally winging it themselves.

Whether it’s good or not doesn’t hold any bearing on what the movie literally is, though. Most of the Resident Evil movies are awful, but that doesn’t make them historical dramas any more than not liking Terrifier 2 makes it torture porn.

I’d like to take this opportunity to clarify that I will not be making a Marvel movie either.

Whoa, the backlash has begun ‘round here, eh?

She just kept appearing in my dreams and telling me to check Mr. Burns’ suit. 

That’s all well and good, but he’d better not steal my idea for a sequel in which Jack discovers Toyotathon Land.

... Huh. I’m both interested and confused in equal measure.

Oh no, we’ve been owned by your obsessive preoccupation with male genitalia. Truly, we never stood a chance. 

I balked at the runtime at first too, but honestly? They use it as well as they could have. Surprisingly little fat to be trimmed. Give it a shot! For all the intense gore, it’s a much lighter film than the first, tonally speaking.

Returns was so good. Tossing those clowns around never gets old. 

Nothing will ever match the Batman Forever arcade game for weirdness. It’s not very good, but I love it for how, well, batshit insane it is. Pure 90s Midway excess. 

*twanging banjo* The Queen and royalty are not role models. They’re not even human. They’re cartoons. Some of the things they do would cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, possibly deported. To put it another way: Don’t try this at home.