Is... is the title censored in the headline on the front page? Huh. 

I’m with ya, I’ve tapped out. There are always standout exceptions, but it’s quickly becoming a slurry of titles to me. (oh god, imagine the MCU box set if box sets are still a thing when the trend dies out)

“You know that scene from Beetlejuice where he becomes a snake creature? Well, it was like that, but with one key difference.”

It’s the only movie where everybody’s seen it a million times, but nobody knows which scene happens when. I’m still convinced that the closing credits happen in the middle of the second act. 

Three strong films? Sweet, at least two more then.

I’m going to wait for Twister: Origins, the prequel about a mild breeze slightly moving a cow’s fur.

Hoo boy. This was the most frustrating horror movie I may have ever seen. Every time they did something I liked, it’d immediately be followed by baffling choice after baffling choice.

I never took to live-action VR videos like this. The scale is always wonky and the restricted DOF breaks the sense of immersion right out of the gate. Fun for a bit, but it’s really not VR’s strong suit at this point in time. 

Never mind that, what about a Waluigi number? I’m thinking an experimental avant garde type of thing, really dig deep into the psychological essence of Waluigi. 

Jesus, no. Not because it’s a bad idea (but also because of that), but because any road that opens up even the slimmest possible chance of anybody with any pull in the industry, even tangentially, thinking “Hmm, what are Friedberg & Seltzer up to?” is a road that must be avoided at any cost. 

Absolutely. I think the main culprit is as simple as: Movie gets enough buzz to attract more general audiences who might not know what they’re in for and might not have ever seen anything more extreme than Scream or Texas Chainsaw Massacre, maybe the first Terrifier at most.

I haven’t had the pleasure yet, waiting for streaming, but after that clip? Yeah, I can actually buy the hype for once. I’m sure William Castle is rolling in his grave at the second embedded tweet, though.

Strictly farm-to-table Ghostface masks for me, thank you very much! 

Because I pointed out bad clickbaiting in a non-serious way, I’m 10 years old. ... I can’t say I follow your logic there, champ. 

I think 11 still manages to be more entertaining and goofy than outright unpleasant, but I do think it’s gone about as far as it can go before crossing that line. 

A stylistic switch-up or fresh concept that gives new life to the Fatalities like how they reinvented Brutalities would be very welcome in the next MK. 

Just watched it, and man... while it stumbles occasionally and the main plot is extremely by-the-numbers, it’s easily the best since Hellbound. As much as I hope for this to get its own sequel, if it ends up capping off the franchise I’d be pretty much satisfied. 

I’m okay with Chevy being out, but it just wouldn’t be “and a movie” without Troy and Shirley. 

Yeezus H. West. What has become of you, AV Club? If you need to get clicks up this badly, why not just make it up out of thin air? Why not “Mila Kunis LOST 500 LBS In 6 DAYS Using This INCREDIBLE Supplement That Was Invented... BY A SCHOOL TEACHER!?”

I dunno, this might be a good change. Imagine entirely decentralized comedy. The mockchain, if you will. 

I don’t think anyone would be cruel enough to harmonize seven Adam Levines. Even just saying the words “seven Adam Levines” is a serious crime in several countries.