Next Bond will also reportedly be “living single” and facing off against “men behaving badly” while showing “grace under fire” and demonstrating his iconic “john larroquette show” and wit. 

Same, GB overcame the odds and managed to hold on to the legacy minus all of the OG crew, and it’d be heartbreaking to see that get upturned again. Hopefully it’s a smooth transition. 

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No notes, this sounds great. 

Not to undercut them, but here’s my competing pitch: “Final Fantasy Destination”. ... sighs and cuts off junk

I’m so excited to get to this. I watched about half an hour of it to see where it stood quality-wise, and it had two good belly laughs just in that snippet. Now that the rave reviews have hit, I’m utterly sold. Tales was great, but it was very much that early Telltale formula, warts and all. This one seems much more…

Boy, I’d better tune in to my local news affiliate this evening to learn more about this disturbing new trend that may be killing our youth! Are the FDA to blame, or is social media? Guess I’ll find out more at 8. 

... Okay, and? I said “horror villains”. If you’re going to do the pedant thing, the Cenobites aren’t villains. 

“Spike Lee angrily tweets” is an AV Club meme, not a slang way of saying “I believe The Joker to be a public domain character”.  

*Spike Lee angrily tweets nothing*

Good point, they might have to mine the classics. Killer Klowns From Outer Space is having a moment right now, maybe Killer Klowns From Outer Space In Space? 

Okay, they *have* to change the title, it’s caught me off-guard three times today alone. 

Could use a spaceship, too, now that I’m thinking about it.

I’m yet to be sold on it, it’s been a LONG damn time since Hellraiser was good, but I’m cautiously optimistic. Visually, though, 10/10. I *love* the new Cenobite designs. I do wish they had gone even more book accurate, but these are really fucking cool. 

That’s fine, honestly. I enjoyed the hell out of Doctor Sleep (movie and book), but The Shining needs a prequel even less than it needed a sequel. 

I still catch an inordinate amount of heat whenever I say that I’m starting to get sick of MCU, and I’m nobody.

I mean, sure, but have you seen that frog dance? WB’s going to be juuuuust fine. Look at ‘im go! 

I was indignant at first that they remade this, then I remembered that I didn’t like the original either. I remain dignant. 

Meh, what about the unanswered questions surrounding Joe Somebody? Or, uhh, whoever his character in Jungle 2 Jungle was?

As the dog from the Raditude cover, let me tell ya... all the legs I can hump, baby.