Personally, I like a nice quiet Weeknd now and then.

Sweet Georgia Brown... 2005 isn’t allowed to be that long ago, nothing past the year 2000 can be more than ten years ago, I’m pretty sure that’s a law.

15 years!? Jesus, next you’ll be telling me that Trick ‘R Treat turns 20 in five years. 

A shame that I’m not willing to dox myself for a weird Rob Schneider devotee, because you’ll never know the funniest and most ironic thing about what you said. 

“I literally prayed, ‘Please have a joke at the end. Don’t do this. Please don’t go down there.’ And there was no joke at the end.”

I don’t know... I could buy it, but I’ll be kicking myself for doing so when The Last Of Us 2K28 hits PS6. 

I don’t know... I could buy it, but I’ll be kicking myself for doing so when The Last Of Us 2K28 hits PS6. 

“The premise is fantastical and goofy, depicting a world where ‘That 80s Show’ affects everything from fashion and music to technology itself. Leave it to Weird Al to invent an entire decade based on an ancient sitcom, eh?”

“... in 2009, Bill Murray would regret Garfield in Zombieland”

I am so ready to lift the corners of my mouth imperceptibly and go “Hmm” in amusement a few times!

Agreed wholeheartedly. Barker’s disdain for the franchise is so strong in that book that if you stuck a DVD of Hellraiser between the pages, it’d melt.

I guess the AI country artist trained on Kid Rock lyrics and Fox News Twitter comments will be put on the backburner for a while, then. 

I am so happy that one of my dumb “They should make a game about [IP that has no business being a game]” wishes actually came true. Fingers crossed that my concept for a Silk Stalkings looter shooter comes to fruition next. 

I say we just do some English language spring cleaning and boil it all down to about 500 words. We could call him “Jimothy Jimjam Jones Cameron” and still be back home in time for Donahue! 

This isn’t the start of a sermon about how Jesus is the real “avatar”, is it? 

If nothing else, I just want to see how this all pans out. Jimmy Cam (can we call James Cameron “Jimmy Cam” from now on? Thanks) has either defied the odds with this franchise or has made one of the biggest cinematic mistakes in history, and I’ll be utterly fascinated either way.

This sounds litigiously similar to my idea about a Breakfast Club spinoff about the guy who delivers janitorial supplies to the school on the days when the regular guy is sick.

It’s a real football to the groin, isn’t it? 

Speaking of Goldfinger, “Superman” was forever ruined for me when it started blending into the America’s Funniest Home Videos theme in my head and never stopped. 

Right!? If those are marshmallows, then Nik-L-Nips are a refreshing summer beverage.