Haha, nah, I was all about my sugary cereals as a kid, but even then I wasn’t a fan of those ‘mallows. It’s really just a texture thing for me.

That’s it, I’m putting my foot down and taking the bold stance of “less marshmallows”, at least in the case of cereal. Be they hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, blue moons, pots of gold, rainbows, or red balloons, they were always bad.

I can already tell that Luis Guzman is going to be an excellent Gomez. 

When they inevitably revive the “Oh, God!” franchise for today’s George Burns-hungry youth, I’m sure they’ll be wanting a Janet-esque character for CG George to riff off of.

Err, nobody? You can look up “folklorist” if you don’t know what one does, might save you both face and time. 

I’ve come around on the idea myself. I loved Joker, flaws and all, but they *have* to do something unexpected lest it just become Joker 2: Misery Porn.

“Sam Barsanti Ampersand Andy Samberg: Anti-Burger Sanding”, coming this fall to DisCNNvery Max.

Just make a U.S. Acres movie, ya cowards! It’s Orson’s time in the sun! 

By next week, she’ll have even fixed Wolves. 

Good call on the Crow influences. That particular Gotham definitely feels like the sort of place where the devil would stand abashed at the sight of awful goodness (as opposed to having a boot-scootin’ boogie lit by the moon, like other Batman-adjacent devils have been known to do).

If the movie is so horrible that they’d rather throw the money away than try to recoup, then I *definitely* want to see it. #releasetheanycut

Thanks, exactly the sell I was looking for! Yeah, I think I came in with the wrong mindset, recalling more about my headspace at the time. I was in the mood for something in between Nolan and Burton, and when this didn’t hit that very particular and arbitrary chord, I immediately amplified the movie’s faults and…

I must have been in the wrong mood or something when I watched The Batman, because I couldn’t even finish it. Is it worth a second chance? If they’re set to go all in on this continuity, I’d like to keep up as a franchise fan, but TB just felt like such a lifeless slog.

Okay, I have very little bad to say about that trailer. Looks charming and self-aware in the same way the Goosebumps movie was, albeit at a fraction of the budget.

That was the one where a ragtag group of Colonial Marines are fighting swarms of Legally Blondes, right? Yeah, that was a weird direction for them to take.

No Huell? I thought they were memorializing Breaking Bad, where’s the star of the show? 

Can we just start a new wave of surnames with future themes? Like, how would we go about that? Just start a new generation of last names like “Jetson” and “Asteroidsmith” and “Holograham”, try to kickstart the flying cars and dome cities that way. 

If it means we can finally see Max Headroom’s pants and I can stop writing daily, increasingly frantic letters to Mr. Frewer inquiring after such, then sure. 

I’m thinking spinoff time, baby. *cracks knuckles* Let the Pitch Doctor, ahhhh, do his work.

Heh, AV Club still existing after 2025...