“Spike Lee angrily tweets” is an AV Club meme, not a slang way of saying “I believe The Joker to be a public domain character”.  

*Spike Lee angrily tweets nothing*

Good point, they might have to mine the classics. Killer Klowns From Outer Space is having a moment right now, maybe Killer Klowns From Outer Space In Space? 

Okay, they *have* to change the title, it’s caught me off-guard three times today alone. 

Could use a spaceship, too, now that I’m thinking about it.

I’m yet to be sold on it, it’s been a LONG damn time since Hellraiser was good, but I’m cautiously optimistic. Visually, though, 10/10. I *love* the new Cenobite designs. I do wish they had gone even more book accurate, but these are really fucking cool. 

That’s fine, honestly. I enjoyed the hell out of Doctor Sleep (movie and book), but The Shining needs a prequel even less than it needed a sequel. 

I still catch an inordinate amount of heat whenever I say that I’m starting to get sick of MCU, and I’m nobody.

I mean, sure, but have you seen that frog dance? WB’s going to be juuuuust fine. Look at ‘im go! 

I was indignant at first that they remade this, then I remembered that I didn’t like the original either. I remain dignant. 

Meh, what about the unanswered questions surrounding Joe Somebody? Or, uhh, whoever his character in Jungle 2 Jungle was?

As the dog from the Raditude cover, let me tell ya... all the legs I can hump, baby. 

Personally, I like a nice quiet Weeknd now and then.

Sweet Georgia Brown... 2005 isn’t allowed to be that long ago, nothing past the year 2000 can be more than ten years ago, I’m pretty sure that’s a law.

15 years!? Jesus, next you’ll be telling me that Trick ‘R Treat turns 20 in five years. 

A shame that I’m not willing to dox myself for a weird Rob Schneider devotee, because you’ll never know the funniest and most ironic thing about what you said. 

“I literally prayed, ‘Please have a joke at the end. Don’t do this. Please don’t go down there.’ And there was no joke at the end.”

I don’t know... I could buy it, but I’ll be kicking myself for doing so when The Last Of Us 2K28 hits PS6. 

I don’t know... I could buy it, but I’ll be kicking myself for doing so when The Last Of Us 2K28 hits PS6. 

“The premise is fantastical and goofy, depicting a world where ‘That 80s Show’ affects everything from fashion and music to technology itself. Leave it to Weird Al to invent an entire decade based on an ancient sitcom, eh?”