“... in 2009, Bill Murray would regret Garfield in Zombieland”

I am so ready to lift the corners of my mouth imperceptibly and go “Hmm” in amusement a few times!

Agreed wholeheartedly. Barker’s disdain for the franchise is so strong in that book that if you stuck a DVD of Hellraiser between the pages, it’d melt.

I guess the AI country artist trained on Kid Rock lyrics and Fox News Twitter comments will be put on the backburner for a while, then. 

I am so happy that one of my dumb “They should make a game about [IP that has no business being a game]” wishes actually came true. Fingers crossed that my concept for a Silk Stalkings looter shooter comes to fruition next. 

I say we just do some English language spring cleaning and boil it all down to about 500 words. We could call him “Jimothy Jimjam Jones Cameron” and still be back home in time for Donahue! 

This isn’t the start of a sermon about how Jesus is the real “avatar”, is it? 

If nothing else, I just want to see how this all pans out. Jimmy Cam (can we call James Cameron “Jimmy Cam” from now on? Thanks) has either defied the odds with this franchise or has made one of the biggest cinematic mistakes in history, and I’ll be utterly fascinated either way.

This sounds litigiously similar to my idea about a Breakfast Club spinoff about the guy who delivers janitorial supplies to the school on the days when the regular guy is sick.

It’s a real football to the groin, isn’t it? 

Speaking of Goldfinger, “Superman” was forever ruined for me when it started blending into the America’s Funniest Home Videos theme in my head and never stopped. 

Right!? If those are marshmallows, then Nik-L-Nips are a refreshing summer beverage.

Haha, nah, I was all about my sugary cereals as a kid, but even then I wasn’t a fan of those ‘mallows. It’s really just a texture thing for me.

That’s it, I’m putting my foot down and taking the bold stance of “less marshmallows”, at least in the case of cereal. Be they hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, blue moons, pots of gold, rainbows, or red balloons, they were always bad.

I can already tell that Luis Guzman is going to be an excellent Gomez. 

When they inevitably revive the “Oh, God!” franchise for today’s George Burns-hungry youth, I’m sure they’ll be wanting a Janet-esque character for CG George to riff off of.

Err, nobody? You can look up “folklorist” if you don’t know what one does, might save you both face and time. 

I’ve come around on the idea myself. I loved Joker, flaws and all, but they *have* to do something unexpected lest it just become Joker 2: Misery Porn.

“Sam Barsanti Ampersand Andy Samberg: Anti-Burger Sanding”, coming this fall to DisCNNvery Max.

Just make a U.S. Acres movie, ya cowards! It’s Orson’s time in the sun!