Weirdly, the new song is called “The Thin Blue Line (Of Love)“. 

Yes yes, and we’ll have to sign a waiver to see it, and doctors/coroners will be on site at all times, and 60,000 people died of terror at a showing in Boise (it was a clown car drive-in, don’t ask). We’ll pay for the whole seat but we’ll only need the edge.

In other news, filming has also begun on Nope, which releases today. 

Offbeat, you say... alright, here’s the elevator pitch for the next spinoff. This is going to inspire that quill o’ yours, George.

I’ll happily give up both “literally” and “free reign” as hills to die on if I never have to hear “versed” or “versing” in reference to competitions or fights again. Only time a person should be “versing” someone is in a rap battle, dammit.

And where did I say “This movie will be better”? Also, guess who directed the largely acclaimed first part of this trilogy?

While we’re making up posts in our head to argue against, though, what makes you think John Denver’s ghost owns Idaho?

I’m still reasonably excited for this. Kills was bad, but I’m very forgiving of slashers, the stupidity is part of the appeal to me. Still, I do hope this one is a wee bit more like Halloween 2 3: Halloween 1: Halloween 2018: H40 & Knuckles (Jesus this franchise) and a wee bit less like Kills.

Oh, me too. They could follow the MCU formula exactly and I’d be all for it.

I feel like the seed has just been planted for a Smash Bros. cinematic universe. Which means we have enough cinematic universes now to have a Cinematic Universe Cinematic Universe. I for one can’t wait to see The Mummy and Hulk get their asses kicked by Mr. Game And Watch.

“I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other one’s doing a three-part hand gesture to signify cutting it out!”

Right! Holy hell, I’m starting to wonder if this whole thing is Rob Zombie fulfilling someone’s Fiverr request. I’ll definitely see this since everything else about it is pretty great, but yikes. There are Full Moon productions with better polish. 

Meanwhile, Seattle rejects hundreds of my proposals per day for a giant bronze Frasier Crane to tower above the Space Needle, passing judgment on all. I see how it is.

Yes, how dare I. I’ll immediately apologize to the concept of turning nouns into verbs for comedic effect.

Yes, please. “Adulting” had its moment, it’s done now, put it next to “epic win” on the shelf of painful slang to never be touched again.

Hell, I forgot there was a Star Wars. Disney should really start marketing this franchise. 

“RadioShack’s Twitter account” just feels chronologically wrong. Like “Circuit City’s line of NFTs” or “Blockbuster’s OnlyFans account”.

No “damn kids” snark from me on this one, that’s ridiculous and I love it.

It’ll look great next to my Phantom and Chameleon consoles. 

It’s more that most movies don’t *need* to exceed 90-120 minutes, and runtime padding is far harder to sit through than justified length. I’ll watch a six hour movie if those six hours are used well.

He was also going to sing “More Than Words”, but that, as well, was too Extreme.