“Also, we had Gorr do a sick 720 varial heelflip into a revert, but that was definitely too extreme.”

I don’t love the style (and especially not the animation), but holy hell, it’s not like this will be the first arguably ugly Monkey Island game. As long as the writing’s there, the VA is decent and the puzzles are good, that’s all I care about.

It’s never too late. After all, time is but a piece of wax falling on a termite that’s choking on the splinters. 

My initial thought upon seeing that image was that Eiffel 65 are back and now Kevin Hart is the blue alien guy.

They’d better introduce a probation officer character so they can call it “See 3: P.O.”.

Ripley’s “Believe It Because You Already Did Anyway And Were Pretty Much Correct In Your Assumptions Save For The Details” just doesn’t have the same zip to it.

Now, if we could just figure out where the hell the name “Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences” comes from. Damn these vague, forgotten tales! 

Yeah, I get the feeling that it’s the one good trick this movie has. 

This was great. The sometimes off-brand looking art and sci-fi premise had me worried, but this was among the hardest (huh huh) I’ve ever laughed watching B&B. 

Okay, that jump scare was pretty damn good. Not quite the “Oh fuck” soul-jumping-out-of-your-eyeballs effect of the all timers (cough Exorcist 3 cough), but it looked just weird enough to give me a good chill, and I live for those moments in horror. 

I hope that the title literally means that he’s covered the entirety of Nevermind. (although I believe Canadian law states that he has to cover three Rush albums for every Nirvana album)

I know we’ve all been begging for Joker and Schmigadoon! to cross over, but I didn’t think they’d be this receptive to our pleas. 

Seriously. I had shingles on my back when I was 11, and I can say with much emphasis 25 years afterwards: Fuck that virus. To this very day, every time I get a phantom twinge or a random sensitive spot on my back, I worry that it’s shingles again. Absolutely brutal pain. 

I’ve been saying this for years. The only way to make Duke work anymore without changing the character is to make fun of him (or go back to pre-3D Duke, I guess).

Sure. At this point, why not? Not like it’ll tarnish the brand.

Wouldn’t it have been easier and cheaper to just buy, say, a Taco Bell NFT and make the show about a seven-layer burrito that’s bartending in a tavern? There are even Bonzi Buddy NFTs now if your heart is set on an ugly monkey character that makes the world actively worse for its very existence.

Sure is a lot of space horror coming, eh? Not complaining, mind, just interesting that there’s so much all at once. (Holy shit, though, Routine? Talk about unexpected, it’s been a damn decade)

“Also, don’t take the ability to turn your head for granted.”

I liked Joker a lot, but a sequel just sounds like a bad idea. What, is it going to borrow from Goodfellas now? Is it going to be funny to us, like a clown?

I’m no opposumologist, but I think the proper method is to wildly wave a broom around while yelling “Go on, git!”.