This could be so good if they do it right, but I’m still not even sure what “right” would be for a Twisted Metal show. Personally, I want it to be a mix of Black and Small Brawl; super dark and edgy, but all conflicts are settled through RC cars. 

Oh boy, I hope it’s Wilson from Home Improvement! 

I’ve always had a soft spot for jokingly uplifting bad or forgotten/niche media as if they were masterworks, so this meme speaks to me. This being the internet, however, I fully expect it to be as exhaustingly overdone as Among Us memes by *checks watch* next Thursday.

There’s a subtle but not insignificant difference between eating an edible shoe and sexual harassment. It’s a lot like the difference between wearing a cartoonishly large hat and committing tax evasion. 

“But also, making sure it’s still good. It’s gonna be a high priority.”

Get in touch, Seth. I have a copy of MS Paint and a couple minutes to spare. I can whip up an ugly drawing for you to use as a TV show character for... hmmm... I’ll cut you a deal, let’s start at $100k. Double it and I’ll even use the spraypaint tool. 

I largely agree. However, I still want a sitcom-themed Smash clone. We’re probably never getting that Empty Nest game that fans have been absolutely clamoring for in droves (seriously, it’s getting dangerous out there with all the mobs of angry Empty Nest fans), so that’d be the next best thing.

It certainly beats Sony’s strategy of “Oh, you borrowed a disc copy of a game once? You can now never purchase a digital copy of it.” *grumble grumble*

Best way I can describe it is Friday the 13th, Dead by Daylight, etc. meets Left 4 Dead. So, you have the demon player deploying/possessing units, setting traps, possessing players, and so on to harass and slow down (and preferably kill) the 4 survivor players while they try to complete a series of objectives while…

It was worth the wait to be sure. It still needs some polishing up and a few injections of post-launch content, but it’s a hell of a lot of fun playing roles and swallowing souls. 

I’m holding out for the spinoff, Nine Family Matters.

What kind of information would you get out of a baby by grilling it, anyway? 

Two of my favorite things: Weird horror and stop motion animation. I’m very excited for this. 

Impossible. Nobody named Sextus Pompey is capable of looking that sad, regardless of life circumstances. Gotta be someone else. 

Can we focus on identified flying objects first? Because birds are fucking weird as shit and I want answers, goddammit. 

Do you remember
The film Avatar, not Airbender?
Where we threw other scripts into a blender
And took nuance and depth awaaaaay
Hey hey hey

BAAAAH-DEE-YAH
THIS TIME IT’S IN WATER
BAAAAH-DEE-YAH
SEE IT WITH YOUR FATHER
BAAAAH-DEE-YAH
CATCH IT AT THE MATINEE

I look forward to The Way Of Fire, The Way Of Wind, and The Way Of Heart. With all of those sequels combined, we can finally see The Way Of Planet. 

Just make the video game adaptation of 1998's “Mafia!” that everyone’s clamoring for. 

Oh, I’m sure there are plenty of millennials that have never seen a UHF channel, it’s just that it’s almost reflex to protest after having caught misplaced flak for whatever Zoomers do over the years, haha. 

I sense a mild seething hatred for Jackass and its audience in this article.