Yes, how dare I. I’ll immediately apologize to the concept of turning nouns into verbs for comedic effect.

Yes, please. “Adulting” had its moment, it’s done now, put it next to “epic win” on the shelf of painful slang to never be touched again.

Hell, I forgot there was a Star Wars. Disney should really start marketing this franchise. 

“RadioShack’s Twitter account” just feels chronologically wrong. Like “Circuit City’s line of NFTs” or “Blockbuster’s OnlyFans account”.

No “damn kids” snark from me on this one, that’s ridiculous and I love it.

It’ll look great next to my Phantom and Chameleon consoles. 

It’s more that most movies don’t *need* to exceed 90-120 minutes, and runtime padding is far harder to sit through than justified length. I’ll watch a six hour movie if those six hours are used well.

He was also going to sing “More Than Words”, but that, as well, was too Extreme.

“Also, we had Gorr do a sick 720 varial heelflip into a revert, but that was definitely too extreme.”

I don’t love the style (and especially not the animation), but holy hell, it’s not like this will be the first arguably ugly Monkey Island game. As long as the writing’s there, the VA is decent and the puzzles are good, that’s all I care about.

It’s never too late. After all, time is but a piece of wax falling on a termite that’s choking on the splinters. 

My initial thought upon seeing that image was that Eiffel 65 are back and now Kevin Hart is the blue alien guy.

They’d better introduce a probation officer character so they can call it “See 3: P.O.”.

Ripley’s “Believe It Because You Already Did Anyway And Were Pretty Much Correct In Your Assumptions Save For The Details” just doesn’t have the same zip to it.

Now, if we could just figure out where the hell the name “Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences” comes from. Damn these vague, forgotten tales! 

Yeah, I get the feeling that it’s the one good trick this movie has. 

This was great. The sometimes off-brand looking art and sci-fi premise had me worried, but this was among the hardest (huh huh) I’ve ever laughed watching B&B. 

Okay, that jump scare was pretty damn good. Not quite the “Oh fuck” soul-jumping-out-of-your-eyeballs effect of the all timers (cough Exorcist 3 cough), but it looked just weird enough to give me a good chill, and I live for those moments in horror. 

I hope that the title literally means that he’s covered the entirety of Nevermind. (although I believe Canadian law states that he has to cover three Rush albums for every Nirvana album)

I know we’ve all been begging for Joker and Schmigadoon! to cross over, but I didn’t think they’d be this receptive to our pleas.