Seriously. I had shingles on my back when I was 11, and I can say with much emphasis 25 years afterwards: Fuck that virus. To this very day, every time I get a phantom twinge or a random sensitive spot on my back, I worry that it’s shingles again. Absolutely brutal pain. 

I’ve been saying this for years. The only way to make Duke work anymore without changing the character is to make fun of him (or go back to pre-3D Duke, I guess).

Sure. At this point, why not? Not like it’ll tarnish the brand.

Wouldn’t it have been easier and cheaper to just buy, say, a Taco Bell NFT and make the show about a seven-layer burrito that’s bartending in a tavern? There are even Bonzi Buddy NFTs now if your heart is set on an ugly monkey character that makes the world actively worse for its very existence.

Sure is a lot of space horror coming, eh? Not complaining, mind, just interesting that there’s so much all at once. (Holy shit, though, Routine? Talk about unexpected, it’s been a damn decade)

“Also, don’t take the ability to turn your head for granted.”

I liked Joker a lot, but a sequel just sounds like a bad idea. What, is it going to borrow from Goodfellas now? Is it going to be funny to us, like a clown?

I’m no opposumologist, but I think the proper method is to wildly wave a broom around while yelling “Go on, git!”.

This could be so good if they do it right, but I’m still not even sure what “right” would be for a Twisted Metal show. Personally, I want it to be a mix of Black and Small Brawl; super dark and edgy, but all conflicts are settled through RC cars. 

Oh boy, I hope it’s Wilson from Home Improvement! 

I’ve always had a soft spot for jokingly uplifting bad or forgotten/niche media as if they were masterworks, so this meme speaks to me. This being the internet, however, I fully expect it to be as exhaustingly overdone as Among Us memes by *checks watch* next Thursday.

There’s a subtle but not insignificant difference between eating an edible shoe and sexual harassment. It’s a lot like the difference between wearing a cartoonishly large hat and committing tax evasion. 

“But also, making sure it’s still good. It’s gonna be a high priority.”

Get in touch, Seth. I have a copy of MS Paint and a couple minutes to spare. I can whip up an ugly drawing for you to use as a TV show character for... hmmm... I’ll cut you a deal, let’s start at $100k. Double it and I’ll even use the spraypaint tool. 

I largely agree. However, I still want a sitcom-themed Smash clone. We’re probably never getting that Empty Nest game that fans have been absolutely clamoring for in droves (seriously, it’s getting dangerous out there with all the mobs of angry Empty Nest fans), so that’d be the next best thing.

It certainly beats Sony’s strategy of “Oh, you borrowed a disc copy of a game once? You can now never purchase a digital copy of it.” *grumble grumble*

Best way I can describe it is Friday the 13th, Dead by Daylight, etc. meets Left 4 Dead. So, you have the demon player deploying/possessing units, setting traps, possessing players, and so on to harass and slow down (and preferably kill) the 4 survivor players while they try to complete a series of objectives while…

It was worth the wait to be sure. It still needs some polishing up and a few injections of post-launch content, but it’s a hell of a lot of fun playing roles and swallowing souls. 

I’m holding out for the spinoff, Nine Family Matters.

What kind of information would you get out of a baby by grilling it, anyway?